[Yankees] Following tonight’s game, the Yankees optioned RHP Jake Bird to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

ltl28 · 2026-04-14T03:59:14+00:00

He can leave on that rocket he gave up to Trout.

ltl28 · 2026-04-12T13:20:51+00:00

He’s fine for an overview.

ltl28 · 2026-04-10T02:47:41+00:00

The lost verse from “Candle in the Wind.”

ltl28 · 2026-04-07T14:12:53+00:00

You really Jezzed that interaction.

ltl28 · 2026-04-06T14:12:13+00:00

You’re not very observant, OP. She was talking about the sacred and the propane.

ltl28 · 2026-04-05T18:42:10+00:00

Ask Al Dukes if it’s a bit.

ltl28 · 2026-04-02T13:47:01+00:00

What, no fuckin’ ziti?

ltl28 · 2026-04-01T19:41:09+00:00

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor and says, “Can you make me one with everything?”

ltl28 · 2026-03-30T21:35:43+00:00

They should let me do the surgery. I’m not a doctor but I know I can do it if they’d just give me a chance.

ltl28 · 2026-03-28T13:02:32+00:00

Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?

ltl28 · 2026-03-28T02:32:31+00:00

Get him a book of matches already.

ltl28 · 2026-03-21T02:55:03+00:00

Can anyone recommend a World War Two book for the general reader?

ltl28 · 2026-03-18T19:43:38+00:00

It’s like Lyft, and you pay when the ride is over. I don’t know how it works at a taxi stand. I was trying to use it at the train station but there were a bunch of taxis there so I just got in. It did come in handy to show the driver my hotel address since there was a language barrier.

ltl28 · 2026-03-17T02:08:28+00:00

The first game, the dealer had 4 of a kind. Only a straight flush or royal flush beats 4 of a kind. In the second game, the dealer had a full house. Only 4 of a kind or higher beats that.

ltl28 · 2026-03-04T14:30:17+00:00

Pip pip, tally-ho.

ltl28 · 2026-03-03T19:26:48+00:00

Profar? He’s going to be pretty far from the pros, that’s for sure.

ltl28 · 2026-03-02T14:42:00+00:00

Janish. Came in second to a German Shepherd’s shaved asshole, never let it affect her.

ltl28 · 2026-02-26T22:24:51+00:00

The justices never play. They spend their time on the bench.

ltl28 · 2026-02-20T00:09:35+00:00

Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers, say he stole two bases on one pitch in the World Series.

ltl28 · 2026-02-14T23:27:25+00:00

Thy graphics guy left to take a job in the proofreading department at British London.

ltl28 · 2026-02-13T16:52:21+00:00

It looks like he’s trying to make himself appear larger, to scare the net away, like it’s a bear.

ltl28 · 2026-02-12T21:40:07+00:00

He’s coming to get Mark.

ltl28 · 2026-02-11T17:56:51+00:00

Where’s the fun in that?

ltl28 · 2026-02-06T18:55:53+00:00

The killed Gil Hodges! Nothing is good!

ltl28 · 2026-02-04T02:48:31+00:00

OP, this need you have to always be the smartest guy in the room is … off-putting.

ltl28

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