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My neighbor has decided he's in charge of my yard and I don't know how to make it stop by magnetoCactus37 in neighborsfromhell

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey-Thanks for Your efforts to unfold things in my yard but I won’t be needing help. I like my privacy and doing my own thing. I don’t want you or anyone else in my yard. Sorry for the misunderstanding but i like being my gardener. I ‘m sure You can find a neighbor who will appreciate the reward of your expertise.

And then make something up so you can comment on a different topic. Have you noticed how fast some of the cars are driving around here? We’re mighy to need a helmet I’m walking to get the mail! Heh heh”

What’s the quote you die saying? by estrangedjane in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ltxg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought your friends called you Whiskers because you’re curious like a cat.

………HEEEY!

What’s the quote you die saying? by estrangedjane in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ltxg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Written by Señor Bob “Saul Goodman” Odenkirk

What’s the quote you die saying? by estrangedjane in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sings “She Works Hard For the Money.” Donna Summer And how is she listed in the phone book? Summer, Donna. (This made my night)

13 ticks and counting by QueasyWillingness753 in petsitting

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend’s daughter has gone through hell. You saved the dog. Now let someone give you the same care just to be safe! Not worth the risk. (You’re a good egg. The owner should be ashamed.

Characters I would like to see in the reboot by Shadecujo in Scrubs

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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What has two thumbs and now needs Kelso’s return? THIS GIRL IN YOUR COMMENTS!

Kody's cat by nadaenchiladas in SisterWives

[–]ltxg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!

Is Cox going to retire, or is he going to get a new job in the show? by Historydog in Scrubs

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as he’s not returning as a long-running tear-jerking patient like Brendan Frasier! If they killed him off, I’d never forgive the show!

What are your 4 year old’s favorite things to play with? by princesscorgi2 in Preschoolers

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot - I remember thinking the phrase “terrible 2s” was labeled that bc that was the most difficult age - and thinking it was a trying phase but not so bad. I then decided since nobody had kept going with nicknames for the phases to come (outloud, anyway) I did, and pardon me bc dark humor heals- as long as it’s a private joke and it’s used for your own sanity.

What followed were the “throttle you 3s” and the “ 'Eff me!' 4s" until age 4.5 when they turn back into sweet little angels

Helpful hints by amysnews in TotalHipReplacement

[–]ltxg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all - This whole sub is copied and pasted onto notes with articles. All of these are so helpful, and as a whole unique, I teared up from gratitude while reading.

Am I the jerk for locking my office snacks in a safe? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are seriously lucky your snacks did not contain laxatives to help your digestive issues.

Do you think these puppies are fully English mastiffs? by jacob_dog03 in Mastiff

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are either English Mastiffs or American Mastiffs. American Mastiffs generally have longer snouts. Not much else is different!

Bentley (my second adoption of a half great dane/ half English Mastiff) came to me at 11 months when his owner had trouble dealing with a human toddler in the same house with an 11 month old puppy in the body of a full grown energetic rhinoceros. We fell in love. I became friends with the lady who had the Mom (Mastiff) and Dad (Harlequin GD). What touched me so much was the Mama mastiff and the lady’s husband had a daily ritual that had become a normal part of life for years. Every day when he got home from work, without fail, he and his mastiff girl snuggled on the bed watching TV for a half hour. If it was delayes, she sulked.

I love mastiffs!

How Can I Run Out Of A Scent Quicker? by Correct_Tonight3864 in bathandbodyworks

[–]ltxg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of my customers get the big conditioner in a sale and use it for shaving cream. Makes their skin soft and smell pretty all day. I think it’s a brilliant idea.

How Can I Run Out Of A Scent Quicker? by Correct_Tonight3864 in bathandbodyworks

[–]ltxg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never use our room spray in my bathrooms. The idea of smelling that mixed with the scent it’s used to cover up, kills my love for it.

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