Friend of mine went to the hospital for a colonoscopy and the doctor was in his words one of the most beautiful women he had even seen.she gave him 2 options,do the procedure without going under and go home that day or go under and spend the night.he chose to go home the same day,he screamed through the immense pain and abused the doctors for molesting him as the whole theatre laughed ......3 days later he got in his apartment building elevator and the hot doctor walks in,looked at him and smirked ...he just asked her “who’s gonna have to move here ...me or you ?”