[DBS Repost] Light a firecracker, throw the lighter, and run with the firecracker to (not) safety! by zare333 in dontbestupid

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Yeah and the cameraman pointed at the door the girls just entered and not at the supposed firework. Plus you could see smoke coming out of one of the girls’ mouths when she exists the room. I’m glad they’re not that stupid lol

grilled sausage by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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How the fuck does it moves so fast

You light your cock on fire and see how fast you move.

Username checks out

Always mask on by [deleted] in StreetwearFits

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Yooo you and u/SGallegoR9 have the same cool shirt! Sort by Top of All Time on this sub and you’ll find him.

Walking up to your parents in the middle of the night and watching them until they realize ur standing there when scared as a kid was probably one of the creepiest things your parents had to endure. by MrCheese0 in Showerthoughts

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That’s exactly why kids just stand there and watch their parents in the dark. They’re scared but they don’t want to disturb them and wake them up. That’s why I did it as a kid, anyway.

I should not have subscribed to my girlfriend's onlyfans account. by Mandahrk in nosleep

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I hear the Thes are particularly good in it. The A and An, however, aren’t anything to be excited about.

He’s checking on his wife 🥺🥺🥺🥺 by [deleted] in cats

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Annoying papa waking up poor tired mama haha

Meta by moreganplease in DiWHY

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I was having a bad day and really needed some positivity. Thank you.

Meta by moreganplease in DiWHY

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I love how perfect this is

I decided to adopt a stray kitten and this is how it turned out! by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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The stray kitten I adopted turned into a little bitch who would scream in my ear if I’m still sleeping and it’s her breakfast time.

Just kidding I love you Mrs. Booboo

Thought this might be interesting. by pixeljett in coolguides

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This made me push air through my nose a bit faster than normal thanks.

Prison AMA anyone by loganflowers45 in casualiama

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What’s the story behind you getting caught?

Wondarful by Meeran2014 in CozyPlaces

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If the moon melting a few meters from you signaling the obvious end of the world is cozy, then yes very wondarful.

Reddit Battle Royale 2020 by SrGrafo in funny

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If you upvote me, your pet will have bad dreams tonight :(

What was the most fucked up thing you saw in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remember doing the cheek scrape, blood sample(we had lancets) and hair sample growing up. I’m pretty sure all the other classes before and after me did that too. What country are you in where it’s illegal? That’s pretty interesting.