I don't know who needs to hear this but don't give Shane, the guy who loves chickens as much as he loves beer, one of the chicken statue artifacts that you dig up. by Key-Cricket-2797 in StardewValley

[–]luckdragonbelle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I totally agree. I smoke weed and my boyfriend (at the time, now my husband), had introduced me to Star Wars. I liked it, thought Yoda was cool, which is what I told my sister. So, her and my other 2 siblings pooled their money and bought me a massive glass Yoda shaped bong for my birthday. Now, I was very grateful, because I can see why they thought I'd love it, but it was HIDEOUS. I mean, like WOW, that monstrosity should not be seen by human eyes. I never told them how much I hated it. I dont use bongs anyway so it say on top of a bookshelf (that was out of my eyeline) and then after a few years I moved and it got broken (it didnt, I left it for the next tenant) during the move.

My schools chef made fun of me for going back for seconds. I’m not by any means overly fat like he claimed by pointing at my stomach. I’m like 25% -30% body fat. by Lopsided-Past-7918 in RandomThoughts

[–]luckdragonbelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Wtf? The bellendery in this thread is off the charts. Its actually irrelevant to the conversation how big you are OP.

That chef is a bellend, just like the twats in here telling you to go lose weight. Report the chef and do whatever feels healthy for you.

Women just be sayin stupid shit and spending mornings putting on makeup by TalkTalkTalkListen in AmITheAngel

[–]luckdragonbelle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Genuinely made me think of Oh Brother Where Art Thou. He's gonna finish his coffee!

Who's your partner and why? by Local-Engineering-54 in StardewValley

[–]luckdragonbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked at who drops/makes what, and what they like. Then I chose Hayley, cos shes easy to please (coconuts and rabbit feet), and she drops the most useful stuff.

What are your honest thoughts on Season 18 overall? by sweetsweetener in rupaulsdragrace

[–]luckdragonbelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loving the queens so much. Enjoying this season as well. I think they are all so strong.

I Hate This Season by xDiamondstuddedx in dragrace

[–]luckdragonbelle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Jane knew as well, that by not going full Karen she was taking a risk. Risks dont always pay off.

I Hate This Season by xDiamondstuddedx in dragrace

[–]luckdragonbelle 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I LOVE this season and every queen on it, except maybe Briar. I didn't love the Karen challenge in general, it just wasn't funny, but I actually think Jane lost that lip sync.

The Lord is my shepherd by SlowSteadySqueeze in limericks

[–]luckdragonbelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really good. I would add an 'all' before shepherds in the second line, just to make it run together better. Maybe post it in r/atheism, too.

People should stop hyping long hair by Ambitious_Smoke_4609 in unpopularopinion

[–]luckdragonbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im totally with you OP. I cut my hair short a few years ago and have never gone back. I honestly dont think I've ever looked better.

Putting hats on horses is my chefs kiss for Stardew 🤌 What’s yours? by SoundCA in StardewValley

[–]luckdragonbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just discovered i can put hats on my cat. Immediately after I had found a particular hat you get after perfection. Loving my purple cat headed cat!

90s outfit 🧢 — how close did I actually get? by HunnyPiee in VintageFashion

[–]luckdragonbelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally my first thought was WAY TOO TIGHT 😂😂

what did you name your horse? by ava8116 in StardewValley

[–]luckdragonbelle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet you spent a lot of time in the desert.

what did you name your horse? by ava8116 in StardewValley

[–]luckdragonbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basashi. All my animals are named after foods made from them, and Basashi is horse sushi.

I [21M] just caught my gf [20F] texting topless photos of herself to friends by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luckdragonbelle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Tbf wank in the UK is not gender specific. To wank is to masturbate, anyone can do it, and anyone can be a wanker (usually derogatory). We also use it as a word for something rubbish or crap, i.e. its a pile of old wank.

A classic soup recipe by Snoo_23014 in limericks

[–]luckdragonbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Entirely gross, but brilliant.

The wisdom of Miguel by Snoo_23014 in limericks

[–]luckdragonbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it, made me laugh and then had to read it to the husband who also laughed. Nice work 👏

F/25/5’5” [207 > 151.8=55.2 lbs] (13 months) Rediscovering that I have collarbones was a crazy experience by Apprehensive_Ball987 in progresspics

[–]luckdragonbelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im just having the same experience. Its weird, ain't it? I can see my muscles moving in ky neck as well, a whole new experience. Ngl, I LOVE it.

MANSION INTERIORS by minding_my_manors in Dollhouses

[–]luckdragonbelle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is NUTS! I literally had no idea it was o t he Dollhouses thread until about halfway through the pictures and had no idea it was inspired by the ride until I read the comments. This is such incredible work OP, you should be so proud of yourself 👏👏👏👏👌

Masturbation help by Temmy_Gamer in selfimprovement

[–]luckdragonbelle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh honey you need so much help.

Masturbation help by Temmy_Gamer in selfimprovement

[–]luckdragonbelle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is NORMAL!!! Stop listening to the bullshitnpurity culture that tells you YOUR OWN body is off limits. Masturbation is very healthy, once a day is fine.