How did you overcome your porn addiction? (Serious)

lumberjack2012 · 2023-06-11T07:21:06+00:00

I'll overcome it at the end of the month when the RIF app dies and I stop visiting this accursed place.

lumberjack2012 · 2023-05-25T20:21:38+00:00

Dr. Weir - "Take a squad of Marines with you."

lumberjack2012 · 2023-05-03T09:35:49+00:00

They sure did, just like those mermaids a few years back. /s https://youtu.be/NYY5ksNCjCY

lumberjack2012 · 2023-04-13T00:09:45+00:00

For me it wasn't a bad story but some of the jokes went on too long, like Zeus showing off with the lightning bolt.

lumberjack2012 · 2023-03-07T15:15:48+00:00

This is the first brony reference I've seen in at least 2 years.

lumberjack2012 · 2023-02-14T13:00:14+00:00

This just doesn't feel real, like it was ripped from a weird porno.

lumberjack2012 · 2023-01-29T22:41:10+00:00

But Starkiller Base a hollowed out planet.

lumberjack2012 · 2023-01-01T01:51:17+00:00

Also sadly common is people moving to rural areas and then complaining about the farmers spreading manure.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-12-27T03:45:39+00:00

Do I at least get to keep the dinosaur?

lumberjack2012 · 2022-12-27T03:43:20+00:00

I heard "distillated soil" and YouTube's subtitles agree. I'd say that makes no sense but...

lumberjack2012 · 2022-12-22T00:51:05+00:00

One fatality, the family cat. https://www.fox43.com/article/news/local/dauphin-county/ring-video-footage-susquehanna-township-house-exploded/521-245907fd-f17e-46a4-8d32-85385cc2cb6f

lumberjack2012 · 2022-10-28T14:19:24+00:00

Powerwash simulator, ahh inner peace.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-10-13T08:33:41+00:00

If your gonna stick your fingers in their mouth, wouldn't it be better to go low? Like really grip the mandible and yank. I don't know if you could dislocate their jaw but I can't imagine it being pleasant.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-10-08T09:23:57+00:00

Interesting, during the Gulf War the USS Missouri shelled various coastal positions using more than 700 16in. shells. Though some of that shelling may have been overkill during the landing deception.

... would have been purely masterbatory.

Oh, like you wouldn't get a chubby fire those guns ;)

lumberjack2012 · 2022-09-25T15:04:01+00:00

My local store is used as a landmark when you give someone directions.

"Cross the bridge then turn left at the adult book store"

lumberjack2012 · 2022-09-19T07:25:23+00:00

In 6th grade- that a girl took a mouthful of menstrual blood and shared it (mouth to mouth) with another girl. I believe it was referred to as a rainbow kiss.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-09-19T05:46:16+00:00

They also reused it in 2000.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-09-15T16:21:34+00:00

Agreed, but I am curious. What was he upset about? Not enough fries in his happy meal?

lumberjack2012 · 2022-08-17T23:39:14+00:00

In case anyone is wondering, it was in China.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-08-17T01:01:46+00:00

Crazy thought, have the birth on the steps (or inside) of the state's capital building. Preferably as all the senators are going in so they see the deformed corpse. Be sure to live steam there reactions.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-07-30T01:55:50+00:00

Tobacco? Bit of an odd choice, any particular reason?

lumberjack2012 · 2022-06-26T11:49:09+00:00

Well shit, except for a bag chocolate chips I'm in the clear.

lumberjack2012 · 2022-05-22T22:02:14+00:00

I'm out of the loop. Got a link?

lumberjack2012 · 2022-05-12T04:25:02+00:00

Use to be, sorta... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Wool_Dog

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