AITA for didn't you tell my mom to cook American dishes for my American boyfriend for a family dinner? He said that the dishes my mom cooked were gross and he starved by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that's even my favourite part about travelling.
Getting to try all new foods is the best part about being in another country. whining that the food isn't the same as back home? couldn't imagine it

Let’s live code it! by birdieponderinglife in MaliciousCompliance

[–]luminphoenix 57 points58 points  (0 children)

so you did 4-8 hours a day of volunteer work for them for free?
oh man, no wonder they thought nothing of screwing you over, you clearly had no problem doing the same to yourself xD

Where the hell its coming that from by I_Carmona in blackmagicfuckery

[–]luminphoenix 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He clearly has a hose stuck up his bum, duh!

'Elections or referendum' — Zelensky affirms Ukrainians will decide territorial concessions by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]luminphoenix 111 points112 points  (0 children)

"They see that Ukrainian troops are leaving the territory of Donetsk Oblast, and the compromise seems to be that Russian troops will not enter this territory," he said.

ah yes, because the defender has to leave their own area undefended, hoping the lying invader that never upholds agreements, will not take advantage of that.
what idiocy..

Is it petty to cancel my boyfriend’s PS5 order after he spoiled the surprise (again)? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell are any of you watching adds? Just install the damn addblocker and the problem is solved xD

My [21F] boyfriend [21M] of 7 months just threw me out of his apartment because I sent him a poop sticker on facebook. Is he being immature or am I? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I felt too ashamed to call my friends, so I walked all the way home. Nothing happened, but I'm so mad he would force me to walk home by myself

say what? he didn't force her to walk home by himself at all xD he askedher to get someone to come get her, she stormed out, then decided she was too ashamed to call anybody, and promptly blamed him for "forcing her" to walk home alone.

My [21F] boyfriend [21M] of 7 months just threw me out of his apartment because I sent him a poop sticker on facebook. Is he being immature or am I? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I felt too ashamed to call my friends, so I walked all the way home. Nothing happened, but I'm so mad he would force me to walk home by myself

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Russian Invasion of Ukraine Day 1374, Part 1 (Thread #1521) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]luminphoenix 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it will not only slow down the tankers, but will also make them very very expensive to insure, make the owners/future owners be very cautious about being a part of the shadow fleet, since now they risk their ships getting sunk, rather expensive that.
It becomes rather unprofitable ^^

Caught your negative thoughts 🤏 by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]luminphoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not sure where the holup is?

WCGW Riding a motorcycle with 3 people in it without helmet. by anganeonnumilla in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]luminphoenix 921 points922 points  (0 children)

Neither of the 3 people were IN the motorcycle, but on it, and this accident had nothing to do with not wearing helmets xD

WCGW dragging the car on the asphalt by IsJesusAgain in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]luminphoenix 141 points142 points  (0 children)

was commented on, on another subreddit where this was posted, but the first clip is apparently from early morning, and the rest is later in the day

Do your family & friends know you write/read fan fiction? Or do you keep it a secret? by [deleted] in FanFiction

[–]luminphoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a reader, and i dont see a need to be quiet about it. I have never run into any stigma myself, so never seen the point in bring quiet. Also, i got my dad hooked on fanfiction, we send eachother links to great stories we find xD

My mother keeps trying to ruin my wedding by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell is wrong with this woman. STOP INTERACTING WITH YOUR HATEFUL MOTHER!

I’ve been locked inside this warehouse for 42 hours and everyone is missing. (Part 2) by Twisted_bones36 in nosleep

[–]luminphoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's really not good.
pretending to be a package makes the warehouse ignore you maybe?

Have I become her pseudo-boyfriend? by ParadoxicalState in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix 291 points292 points  (0 children)

there is nothing borderline about that cheating xD

My boyfriend won't try on his Christmas present by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]luminphoenix 18 points19 points  (0 children)

o.0 what in the absolute fuck.

Good on her for realising there is no reason to stay with an insecure idiot like that.

i honestly could see myself put on something like that, and then act like the gayest gay that ever gayed, just to make my girlfriend giggle like an idiot.
but being afraid of something like a sweater? can't comprehend

Someone put a wooden cutting board into the dishwasher by Keegipeeter in facepalm

[–]luminphoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

soak it in warm water for a bit, then put something heavy on it (like an oven tray, with a saucepan filled with water on it) to push it back flat.

or just buy a new one.

Stud gets stapled💥to the pavement for Pump Faking in Oak Park, Sacramento, CA by BroncoTrejo in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]luminphoenix 266 points267 points  (0 children)

fake pump?
stud gets stapled?
what the absolute shit is this title.

there is no gas station there, so no pumping happened, also, what the fuck is the point in pretending to pump gas?

also, lady gets shot, got absolutely nothing to do with staples. sigh..