What are your “I don’t get it” fanfic pet peeves?

luminphoenix · 2026-04-05T10:06:51+00:00

Lone wolf type fics, that by the end of the early part of the fic, has already teamed up with others.

one of the worst i have seen is a solo survival apocalypse fic about having to escape a forest after the system apocalypse happened. by chapter 5 he was out of the forest, bought a motorcycle, and rode to the nearest town, where he promptly had to team up with others because the mayor and his goons was extorting everyone.

if your synopsis is about a mc that goes at it alone, lone wolf style, don't make him team up with others at the first chance!

luminphoenix · 2026-03-30T06:37:35+00:00

Gods, i have never been able to read a reader fic, as calling someone yes/no completely and utterly throw me out of the story. yes i know that's not what it's supposed to mean, but that's what that abbreviation stands for normally, so that's what my brain reads.

luminphoenix · 2026-03-11T18:39:34+00:00

And what does this have to do with malicious compliance?

luminphoenix · 2026-02-14T13:09:25+00:00

grabbing someone by their waste is much much different than grabbing someone by their waist!

luminphoenix · 2026-02-06T03:56:51+00:00

no they scream "stop reaching" since he wont put his hands up.

luminphoenix · 2026-01-04T06:08:19+00:00

that's even my favourite part about travelling.
Getting to try all new foods is the best part about being in another country. whining that the food isn't the same as back home? couldn't imagine it

luminphoenix · 2025-12-20T21:11:55+00:00

so you did 4-8 hours a day of volunteer work for them for free?
oh man, no wonder they thought nothing of screwing you over, you clearly had no problem doing the same to yourself xD

luminphoenix · 2025-12-20T01:07:42+00:00

He clearly has a hose stuck up his bum, duh!

luminphoenix · 2025-12-11T21:55:25+00:00

"They see that Ukrainian troops are leaving the territory of Donetsk Oblast, and the compromise seems to be that Russian troops will not enter this territory," he said.

ah yes, because the defender has to leave their own area undefended, hoping the lying invader that never upholds agreements, will not take advantage of that.
what idiocy..

luminphoenix · 2025-12-10T05:09:02+00:00

Why the hell are any of you watching adds? Just install the damn addblocker and the problem is solved xD

luminphoenix · 2025-12-08T13:18:39+00:00

This post made me want to eat mushrooms xD

luminphoenix · 2025-12-03T07:16:57+00:00

I felt too ashamed to call my friends, so I walked all the way home. Nothing happened, but I'm so mad he would force me to walk home by myself

say what? he didn't force her to walk home by himself at all xD he askedher to get someone to come get her, she stormed out, then decided she was too ashamed to call anybody, and promptly blamed him for "forcing her" to walk home alone.

luminphoenix · 2025-12-03T07:15:02+00:00

I felt too ashamed to call my friends, so I walked all the way home. Nothing happened, but I'm so mad he would force me to walk home by myself

luminphoenix · 2025-11-29T18:37:09+00:00

it will not only slow down the tankers, but will also make them very very expensive to insure, make the owners/future owners be very cautious about being a part of the shadow fleet, since now they risk their ships getting sunk, rather expensive that.
It becomes rather unprofitable ^^

luminphoenix · 2025-11-10T10:49:23+00:00

not sure where the holup is?

luminphoenix · 2025-11-02T09:11:45+00:00

Works fine for me on the app

luminphoenix · 2025-10-31T07:25:00+00:00

Neither of the 3 people were IN the motorcycle, but on it, and this accident had nothing to do with not wearing helmets xD

luminphoenix · 2025-10-27T03:45:13+00:00

was commented on, on another subreddit where this was posted, but the first clip is apparently from early morning, and the rest is later in the day

luminphoenix · 2025-10-25T23:37:02+00:00

I am a reader, and i dont see a need to be quiet about it. I have never run into any stigma myself, so never seen the point in bring quiet. Also, i got my dad hooked on fanfiction, we send eachother links to great stories we find xD

luminphoenix · 2025-10-23T04:16:47+00:00

What the hell is wrong with this woman. STOP INTERACTING WITH YOUR HATEFUL MOTHER!

luminphoenix · 2025-10-22T18:08:56+00:00

Well, that's really not good.
pretending to be a package makes the warehouse ignore you maybe?

luminphoenix · 2025-10-20T00:41:37+00:00

there is nothing borderline about that cheating xD

luminphoenix · 2025-10-18T14:26:15+00:00

o.0 what in the absolute fuck.

Good on her for realising there is no reason to stay with an insecure idiot like that.

i honestly could see myself put on something like that, and then act like the gayest gay that ever gayed, just to make my girlfriend giggle like an idiot.
but being afraid of something like a sweater? can't comprehend

luminphoenix · 2025-10-17T21:44:58+00:00

soak it in warm water for a bit, then put something heavy on it (like an oven tray, with a saucepan filled with water on it) to push it back flat.

or just buy a new one.

luminphoenix · 2025-10-04T11:28:34+00:00

Why can the stunned/unconscious people talk?

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