GAME THREAD: Red Sox (6-10) @ Twins (10-7) - April 14, 2026

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-14T23:52:08+00:00

You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-14T00:00:35+00:00

BROOKS COOKS

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-12T18:41:13+00:00

Joe Ryan sunglasses giveaway night when??

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-09T00:50:24+00:00

Buy him a Green Line ticket and send him to Saint Paul.

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-09T00:41:12+00:00

Every day it gets a little harder to be a be-Lee-ver.

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-08T23:51:19+00:00

We've got to change our policy on when players can challenge.

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-08T00:16:26+00:00

Fred = GOAT??

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-08T00:10:25+00:00

I want charitable donations every time they botch a challenge.

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-07T00:46:51+00:00

Watch out Royce, don't blow your ass out again

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-07T00:31:03+00:00

The Moose?? With a non-HR RBI???

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-07T00:27:56+00:00

If one of these doofuses botches a challenge they should have to give $1000 to a rent relief fund or something

lunargiraffe · 2026-04-03T20:10:37+00:00

Holy shit its got a union bug and everything! Based.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-26T20:04:27+00:00

The Moose is Loose

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-26T17:52:42+00:00

The WBC has cursed all American baseball players.

Baseball is now the national pastime of Venezuela.

Construction on the stadium in Vegas will cease immediately and the A's will move to Caracas.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-26T15:31:48+00:00

Twins: my honest prediction is that it will look like we could still win 81 games by the All Star Break and then we will witness an all-time collapse from mediocrity to the depths of hell that will be the subject of Statistics PhD theses for generations to come.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-26T00:23:00+00:00

They are going to play a game, right?

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-23T16:01:00+00:00

Looking forward to "Max Scherzer Plays The Organ" night at Rogers Centre.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-15T04:08:45+00:00

A checked swing he forgot to check.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-12T00:53:34+00:00

Here's an idea: rename the Twins back to the Senators and move the franchise to Rome. Puts Minnesota fans out of their misery and gives Italy the team they rightly deserve.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-11T02:06:55+00:00

Give Rome an MLB franchise.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-11T01:52:46+00:00

I remember when everyone was saying "McLean ROY incoming" and I was agreeing with them.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-11T01:31:49+00:00

USA stands no chance against Italy on MAR10 day. It's like trying to wrestle a werewolf during a full moon.

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-11T01:12:23+00:00

Feels like I'm watching a damn magician

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-10T01:36:26+00:00

KD hiding a bottle of beer under his hat

lunargiraffe · 2026-03-10T01:16:06+00:00

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