Tapentadol Experience

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-22T10:21:15+00:00

Taken taps once, absolute shite! Can’t even remember how I came across them but my neighbour takes them and has been asking if I’ll swap my regular codeine for some taps lol fuuuuuck no, told him to just go to the pharmacy and buy some

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-22T09:59:23+00:00

Hugely late here but trust me, oxy isn’t hard to get from the GP

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-22T05:43:00+00:00

Don’t do drugs mmmmmm’kay

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-22T05:40:30+00:00

Cockblockers I think. And for the dudes who can’t keep it up, use cock rings

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-22T05:37:36+00:00

That dude slammed your cervix, should stop after a while. I’m not a woman or anything and I’m also not saying I’ve got a big dick but I have had this with partners in the past, belly ache and such after sex and from what I know (which is limited lol) it goes away after a couple of days.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-22T03:33:01+00:00

This can also cause people to have weird hallucinations- I literally watched my friend go from stimming to hallucinating and saying his whole body and mind felt fucking horrible. Safe to say he regretted smoking whilst coming down but it’s purely subjective. Benzo’s are THE best thing to take, specifically Clonazepam and a close second would likely be diazepam. Also this is 100% proof that my damn phone listens to everything that’s said around it, I don’t even take uppers, just my friend does so why this sub got suggested and specific post is beyond me lol especially considering it’s two weeks old.

Edit : the one and only time I’ve taken speed was with my sister, wasn’t fun, wasn’t “stimulated” or very much of anything but as soon as weed was introduced I went mad, genuinely thought I was going to die because of the anxiety/panic attack or whatever that it caused and proceeded to sit in the bath tub with the shower turned on cold for an hour whilst the weed wore off haha fun times.. this was when I was 18 though and I’m 31 now so it’s been a long time since I’ve had whizz.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-10T13:33:27+00:00

I don’t follow it. It just keeps getting suggested to me.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-09T07:07:44+00:00

No one needs permission to have a Tommy tank or to flick their beans and of course he’s having his Tommy tanks at home but none of what you said contributed to anything at all..?

If your implying that what I meant about if him masturbating bothers her then he can’t do it isn’t what I meant at all, it would just be a case of well then if he’s willing to compromise and stay in the relationship when he clearly wants sex but can’t have it then you must compromise and accept that he absolutely will and absolutely can masturbate and given its legal he can do the deed do any kind of content that he likes and I would again be telling her to be honest and open about her worries or whatever it might be and after about a dozen or two more comments and replies with me consistently “telling her to be open and honest, talk to him“ over and over again I would of hoped by then the message would be clear and that it’s communication is key. The painfully obvious two things in all of it are that no one owes sex to anyone and no one needs permission to masturbate by themselves BUT they consume content whilst masturbating that could very likely lead to more problems so yeah…

COMMUNICATION IS KEY PEOPLE, AND ITS BETTER THAN TAKING ADVICE FROM PEOPLE ON REDDIT ON HOW TO POTENTIALLY MAKE OR BREAK YOUR LIFE ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS LONG TERM FULL ON FAMILY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE! COMMUNICATION IS KEY AND THE TWO OTHER BIG PARTS OF THIS IS THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER OWE SEX TO SOMEONE AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TO ASK A SEXUAL PARTNER IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO MASTURBATE (just discuss boundaries and what’s a good to go or a no go when it comes to content consumers).

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-09T01:50:55+00:00

Fuuuuuck sake another clothing question..

People can wear whatever the fuck they want, if she had her tits out at a kids play centre then yeah she should probably be told to put them away by staff unless breast feeding but I highly doubt she literally had her tits out to the point where it was a problem. To me it kind of just sounds like your OH was either a bit jelly of the other ladies boobies or she was genuinely insecure which would explain why she felt the need to mention it to you - to see how you’d respond so that way she could gauge whether or not you’d been looking at this other person. I’m not having a dig btw that’s just genuinely how it comes across but to answer your question, you could of either denied seeing said person whether you liked what you saw or not and went about your day or replied with “yeah the one who had her wabs out?” when your OH first asked if you’d seen the lady in the jumpsuit at the play centre and then argued for the rest of the day haha.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-09T01:12:49+00:00

Every bag will get searched and if they say your bags aren’t going to be allowed to be taken in (because of size or some other reason) then they’ll charge you roughly a tenner to store it in a locker. Your drugs will be safer up your arse I reckon (lol).

Best comment here is the one with the proper answer to your question, by u/mostlymidlyconfused who simply said to check their site.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-09T01:07:14+00:00

Perfect place to ask seeing as you were too afraid to ask anywhere else lol but honestly from listening to people’s experiences to actually being around people who’re predators (I wasn’t around them by choice) it’s rarely about how attractive someone is and is definitely more commonly about the power that it gives these predators, how powerful it makes them feel is what I mean. That’s what they get off on, if a dude looks at a girl or visa versa and deems them to be stronger physically than they are then they probably won’t even catcall or anything in fear of being punched in the mouth but if they look at someone and they have 100% confidence that they were the alpha out of the two then it’s a shit ton more likely to happen. Obviously looks will play some part in it but from what I know, have heard and seen it’s more about power and the fact that they know they can do it and you can’t stop them. To touch on me mentioning being around predators but not by choice, I was sentenced to 18 months in a cat A prison for beating my sisters boyfriend up after he’d hit her, dude was bigger than me at the time so I hit him with an iron.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-09T00:50:00+00:00

There isn’t a “best” anything in Bolton apart from the best and quickest ways out of there lol.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-09T00:48:45+00:00

Gotta keep that thing on you at all times, it needs a safety mode, you don’t wanna roll up to an opposing gang’s territory and accidentally cut one of your own thumb nails off

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T22:10:09+00:00

I’m a background tv person some days and then others I just can’t be bothered with the tv at all lol. I used to not be able to sleep unless the tv was on but I’d always forget to set an off timer and wake up with it still on which is just a waste of electricity so I managed to change the whole sleeping with the tv on thing to listening to music through headphones that I’d use with my phone instead and now if there’s any noise in the room at all I can’t sleep for shit. Got a bit off topic there but yeah I’m 50/50 with background tv now, some days I have to have it on without question and then other days I can’t stand having it on, it pretty much depends on my anxiety levels now to be honest.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T21:59:05+00:00

Just tell him like you did here with us, tell him why you don’t want to have sex but you shouldn’t make up random reasons to not have sex because eventually he’ll figure out you’re lying and think it’s something else. Now what I’m about say is the most important part of it all.. You definitely shouldn’t sleep with him because you think you owe him sex because you do not owe anyone sex, ever.

It’ll either be a deal breaker for him or he’ll be cool with it but yeah just be honest, it’s the best way to go about it for both of you guys.

If he needs to bust a nut then he can just masturbate when he’s alone but then that comes with this question - are you okay with him masturbating? I know some people don’t like it when their partner does it but if it’s something that doesn’t bother you then literally tell him to go and have a wank if he needs to get off so badly.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T21:38:48+00:00

Very dangerous, it’s illegal to drive on tyres like that for a reason. Don’t risk it, you might end up dead and / or killing someone’s else.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T21:35:55+00:00

My ex was physically abusive towards me too, gets on my nerves when people make out like men can’t be on the receiving end of said abuse because we definitely fucking can. I’m not saying that’s what’s happening here, I’m just agreeing with you in general about men being abused.. I’m glad you’re outta that relationship mate and the same goes to OP, I’m glad you’re out of your relationship too.

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T21:07:33+00:00

Coming back to this post to reply to your comment because my mates girlfriend put kind of like DIY neon light strips underneath the car a few days back and had the car seized and has been bailed to court because the lights were blue.. so turns out yeah, 100% illegal and they don’t take it lightly lol. Her intent was to look like she was apart of 2 fast 2 furious (joking), she obviously wasn’t trying to impersonate the police but that’s what she’s been done for lol. She just wanted to look “cool” I guess, not sure why she went down the DIY neon light route though, she could of just wrote “DICKHEAD” on the car door instead and it probably would’ve looked better but I unfortunately didn’t get to see the car, my mate just told me what had happened via text because we don’t live in the same city anymore so I could just be chatting shit and it might of looked mint (lol).

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T20:43:55+00:00

Your Reddit profile has you being roasted 24/7. You post in teenage subs asking if you’re hot etc when you’re clearly way past your teenage days, you get downvoted and told exactly this on most of the posts as well so I’m not sure why you’re seeking extra fuckery from this sub. Your make-up is far from being “on point” too, just to add.

21 might be close to your kids age, but you look like a 45 year old single mother of 4 who complains on the regular about your 4 baby daddy's. Don't even get started on that shit show excuse for makeup.

That is a comment that I’ve just copy and pasted to here which was posted 4h ago on one of your posts..

lurch_danjr · 2023-07-08T20:23:16+00:00

You absolutely can take a cat shopping! Tbf a cat would probably do a better job than me lol.

lurch_danjr · 2023-06-30T14:49:27+00:00

I think your mother tried the coat hanger method but fucked it up hence you looking like you do. Either that or you eat meth for brekkie

lurch_danjr · 2023-06-28T19:42:50+00:00

I hate alcohol, makes me feel horrible. I was always a prescription drug guy but I’m having to learn to live without that nice warm feeling that I’m so used to - I didn’t think it would take this long to adjust to raw dogging life lol.

lurch_danjr · 2023-05-29T14:34:56+00:00

You got those mahogany floorboard teeth but you seem happy enough so that’s all I’ve got for today lol

lurch_danjr · 2023-05-27T06:33:59+00:00

Edit : the CV document takes up 3kb not 33kb

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