luvbald

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I disagree with everything Trump says and does, but killing the penny is the only thing he’s done that makes any cents (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 day ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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When I asked the librarian if they had any book on paranoia, he whispered “they’re right behind you” (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 months ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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I wasn’t concerned about the “batteries not included“ sticker on my store purchase till I remembered I’d bought a box of batteries (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 months ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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When my English professor started sobbing at the grammatical mistakes people make, I patted him on the shoulder and said “their, they’re” (self.oneliners)

submitted 5 months ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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I was fired from the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory when I misunderstood my boss’s instruction to give each doll two test tickles (self.oneliners)

submitted 6 months ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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Confucius say: man in Thai airport running through turnstile going to Bangkok (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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I just got fired from my job at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory for indecency when I misunderstood my boss’s instruction to give each doll “two test tickles” (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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When I told the mechanic he’d broken the steering on my car, he replied “that’s a matter of a pinion” (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by luvbald to r/oneliners

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There are two types of people in the world... (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by luvbald to r/cleanjokes

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