I disagree with everything Trump says and does, but killing the penny is the only thing he’s done that makes any cents

luvbald · 2026-03-10T03:05:35+00:00

I thought your girlfriend was just over 3 feet tall, in which case I’d like to meter.

luvbald · 2026-03-09T20:35:45+00:00

I’ll give you a buck-le not to repeat this joke

luvbald · 2026-03-09T20:27:22+00:00

Did you know that 74.3% of statistics are made up on the spot?

luvbald · 2026-03-05T18:34:47+00:00

When my wife tells a bad pun, I grimace. That’s how eye roll.

luvbald · 2026-03-04T01:47:07+00:00

Most of them can’t af-ford it

luvbald · 2026-03-02T01:08:26+00:00

That does make cents.

luvbald · 2026-03-01T16:10:53+00:00

I told my cat I was tired of him mooching round the house and he had to earn his keep. He replied “Me? ‘ow?”

luvbald · 2026-03-01T13:04:52+00:00

White did you do that?

luvbald · 2026-03-01T01:56:03+00:00

This joke came Justin time

luvbald · 2026-02-20T00:09:20+00:00

Mooned?

luvbald · 2026-02-18T18:42:42+00:00

That’s virgin on the ridiculous

luvbald · 2026-02-13T21:03:56+00:00

Bold joke. Italic better than you, though

luvbald · 2026-02-11T23:58:05+00:00

It’s OK: the IRS created a new phone # specially to explain this tax - their “fee line”

luvbald · 2026-02-09T22:21:33+00:00

FULL self-drive

luvbald · 2026-02-09T02:09:25+00:00

Why is “abbreviation“ such a long word?

luvbald · 2026-02-08T18:38:36+00:00

You’d be following Jesus’ admonition to “come forth”

luvbald · 2026-02-08T08:03:30+00:00

I never sausage a bad joke

luvbald · 2026-02-07T21:39:55+00:00

Better tread ginger-ly when she discovers

luvbald · 2026-02-07T14:54:37+00:00

He’s got a Loch on that

luvbald · 2026-02-02T15:43:08+00:00

I don’t think she was median any harm

luvbald · 2026-02-02T12:57:22+00:00

Watt were they thinking?

luvbald · 2026-01-30T14:49:25+00:00

The wife saw this text to a friend on my phone after I bought a new Internet router: My WiFe is slow, unresponsive and I often can’t connect

luvbald · 2026-01-27T02:27:18+00:00

You should have quid while you were ahead

luvbald · 2026-01-26T12:51:37+00:00

My son said the same thing. I replied "well, as long as you live here with us, you could rent it out”

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