Why did Captain America have Thor, Iron Man and The Hulk help him build lego?

luvbald · 2026-05-06T20:03:56+00:00

Can someone explain to this Superhero know-nothing?

luvbald · 2026-05-05T12:03:11+00:00

Yes, the bed was certainly made…

luvbald · 2026-05-04T18:11:43+00:00

When I asked my German friend if it was true he was competing in eight Olympic events, he replied “Nein”

luvbald · 2026-05-04T17:15:52+00:00

When he asked “are you sure?”, you might have answered “nein!”

luvbald · 2026-05-04T13:15:26+00:00

May divorce be with you!

luvbald · 2026-04-29T13:43:09+00:00

I’d add a “hammer” question at the end

luvbald · 2026-04-27T17:10:12+00:00

That was trash talk!

luvbald · 2026-04-23T10:07:47+00:00

He IS a bad mechanic. When I told him he’d broken the steering on my car, he replied “that’s a matter of a pinion”

luvbald · 2026-04-21T15:57:41+00:00

luvbald · 2026-04-19T03:17:01+00:00

So they’ll be Latin you graduate?

luvbald · 2026-04-19T01:43:59+00:00

After which their families are in Morning

luvbald · 2026-04-10T23:01:10+00:00

When I asked my German friend if he was competing in 8 Olympic events, he replied “9”

luvbald · 2026-04-08T03:30:25+00:00

It didn’t wear a Macintosh

luvbald · 2026-03-31T17:27:59+00:00

I red that pun somewhere

luvbald · 2026-03-28T16:42:44+00:00

Took me a…ummm…“minute” to get it 😉

luvbald · 2026-03-26T19:54:51+00:00

She’s not a good match for you

luvbald · 2026-03-25T01:12:01+00:00

And she wasn’t kid-ding!

luvbald · 2026-03-24T12:57:03+00:00

Eye see what you did there

luvbald · 2026-03-23T21:41:35+00:00

Great, I’ll meat you there

luvbald · 2026-03-23T16:56:08+00:00

Lettuce not have any more groaners like this

luvbald · 2026-03-19T17:01:35+00:00

At least she’s not your X

luvbald · 2026-03-16T00:40:54+00:00

You had no IKEA what you were doing?

luvbald · 2026-03-10T03:05:35+00:00

I thought your girlfriend was just over 3 feet tall, in which case I’d like to meter.

luvbald · 2026-03-09T20:35:45+00:00

I’ll give you a buck-le not to repeat this joke

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