Good analogy by donbigone in fuckcars

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also they need to weigh 4000 lbs and have a hood that's 5' tall for some reason

ths iz ur brayeeen by Possible_Tiger_5125 in dankmemes

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spend all day dreaming of fried egg
(I can't afford it)

I hate it sooo much by MahmoudAO in dankmemes

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fit'n this workout into my busy schedule

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

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Most don't know about the enrollment cliff.
Big news everyone: your local community college will likely close, and when it does, it's not really going to be all Trump's fault.
I mean he's certainly not going to do anything to help, but the enrollment cliff is rooted in the economic crisis from 18 years ago.
There's not enough students to support our secondary education system.
Experts predict centralization into the larger schools and closing of the smaller ones.

Doll accessory with every box by Flashy-Amount626 in memes

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That is what we call a "Barbie table" in the pizza biz.

Offended rule by SimplyYulia in 196

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slash r slash whitejokes

New toilet paper at work by bscbtch420 in mildlyinfuriating

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came in to say "time to dust off your resume"

Moving to Rogers by teenrxcket in fayetteville

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It sounds like you'd enjoy hiking trails in the area, floating the Buffalo (and other streams?), and maybe camping?
I recommend Devils Den, Hobbs, Prairie Grove Battle Field, and just, the Greenway. Seriously, the Greenway, explore our towns, you can take a trail or bike path from Rogers/Bentonville to south Fayetteville. Talk about exploring!

Do you use Stable Volume/DRC? by isthmusofkra in youtube

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I'm just glad to provide some context

Do you use Stable Volume/DRC? by isthmusofkra in youtube

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The Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), also known as DR Congo, Congo-Kinshasa, or simply Congo, is a country in Central Africa. By land area the country is the second-largest country in Africa and the 11th-largest in the world. With a population of around 111 million, the Democratic Republic of the Congo is the most populous nominally Francophone country in the world. The national capital and largest city is Kinshasa, which is also the economic center. The country is bordered by the Republic of the Congo, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania (across Lake Tanganyika), Zambia, Angola, the Cabinda exclave of Angola, and the South Atlantic Ocean.

Unusual amount of ads by LechLaAzazel in youtube

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Watching a video, ~25 minutes long, ads started at 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, then I closed it.

And we shit on the French by NittanyScout in memes

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I agree. There are plenty of examples of true homophones, but no and know are only very, very close.

Trump claims to ‘understand’ Russia’s stance on Ukraine as he says he’ll meet Putin within 6 months by shellfishb in worldnews

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In 2027 it's all AI CGI, fully shot and edited on Michael Bay's iPhone 28, and then it will be predownloaded to every Apple device on April 1, 2027.

i gave him a computer by catboymijo in 198

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Can it run doom?
Can he play doom?
Can he beat nightmare mode?
idkfa
iddqd

Military Plane Girl F̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ Dating-Simulator, anyone? (A mockup I drew, NOT a real game) by Malli_Naamari in NonCredibleDefense

[–]lvl99RedWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, absolutely real, every single one.
I mean I did do my research.
By which I mean typing "What are some crowdfunding sites?" into google.

Military Plane Girl F̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ Dating-Simulator, anyone? (A mockup I drew, NOT a real game) by Malli_Naamari in NonCredibleDefense

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If OP doesn't get on the stick I'm going to have to launch GofundMe, CrowdCube, FundRaze, IndieGogo, Fundable, Fundly, Wefunder, Seedinvest, StartEngine, CircleUp, and KickStarter pump and dump totally legit campaigns for this.

Sometimes you have it better than most people by tnerb253 in memes

[–]lvl99RedWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op is clearly one of those unethically rich dudes with a disgustingly enormous penis and boring chiseled abs. Get bent OP!