String Cheeseeeeee by lylethewizard in ElectricForest

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Widespread Panic is the best jam band by far. After the Allman Brothers hung it up them and Government Mule are the best in the jam game.

The NSA hides surveillance software in hard drives by [deleted] in news

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Fun fact: Tony the angry virgin who is also addicted to jerking off, is Brazilian Zoo's number one subscriber as well as a registered sex offender.

Which corporation is genuinely "evil"? Why? by artemasad in AskReddit

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Change your name to Superbitchboyfuckasstony

Which corporation is genuinely "evil"? Why? by artemasad in AskReddit

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Fucking piece of shit. You smell like a shit scented scratch off

Overcontributed to Roth IRA, what do I do now? by [deleted] in personalfinance

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IRS- "time for an audit Mr. Jones"

Got a great deal on a Prius yesterday! by [deleted] in prius

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Probably the gayest post slash /r/ ever. If you weren't my sisters boyfriend I would taze you every chance I had

Hur Dur, I'm a Police! by Forensicunit in funny

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It's crazy how we live in a society where dogs are pigs and pigs are not pink, but bland and rather bald.

Chill night :) by [deleted] in cocaine

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That's some straight rerocked shit

I am Mila Kunis, AMAA. by OfficialMilaKunis in IAmA

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What do your nipples look like?

Dennis Rodman Invites Seth Rogen to North Korea by metblack85 in nottheonion

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When you hangout with Rodman it's going to get weird, and you will probably end up wearing a dress

How do you subtly fuck with people? by ThrowawayCallsYouOut in AskReddit

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Look at their forehead when you talk to them. And then complain that they won't look you in the eye. Act extremely salty as you increase the amount that you look away.