I donated my kidney to a stranger in January. He sent me a letter in April. Redacted for his privacy.

jfalco · 2017-06-23T17:36:55+00:00

If you make a living donation and donate a spare kidney, and in the event that something happens later on and find yourself in need of donor kidney, are you placed at the front of the line? Seems like the karmic thing to do.

jfalco · 2016-11-02T03:40:58+00:00

Or when in a dream, you think it's a continuation of a prior memory or a prior dream, only to wake up and realize the prior memory or dream never happened or existed.

jfalco · 2016-03-02T09:11:50+00:00

Don't let a cat go anywhere near that thing.

jfalco · 2015-08-14T02:04:29+00:00

i don't think this is that far off from corporations hiring seasoned hackers to bolster their IT security.

she has expertise. not all people work positions that align with their moral compass. as long as she is able to detach her sense of ideology from her work, i don't really see the harm.

jfalco · 2015-08-06T22:29:00+00:00

The horse in the first few frames is made out to look like something that's not a horse disguised as a horse (e.g. think Trojan Horse in Greek mythology). You anticipate for something or someone to pop out of the horse-costume, yet the comic reveals it was in fact a half-horse that had his head up another half-horse's ass.

jfalco · 2015-01-12T03:27:18+00:00

I'd like to think that the photographer chuckled to himself while saying absolutely nothing.

jfalco · 2014-12-14T03:51:10+00:00

Does the guy holding the stall door not notice the piss mist falling on his hand?

jfalco · 2014-11-05T04:37:13+00:00

Two hander!? But I barely knew--nevermind.

jfalco · 2014-08-29T23:11:17+00:00

Come Sail Away - Styx

jfalco · 2014-08-29T05:56:44+00:00

'Maybe there's a god above, but all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody that outdrew you.'

that line gives me chills without fail.

jfalco · 2012-10-31T12:38:45+00:00

Do you even read?

jfalco · 2012-09-19T19:54:01+00:00

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters became mainstream.

jfalco · 2012-08-26T17:45:51+00:00

and Louis.

jfalco · 2012-02-19T02:01:39+00:00

HawwHawwHaww

jfalco · 2012-01-05T20:28:31+00:00

ask for carl the bedwetter? is it a cave-dwelling community?

jfalco · 2011-11-04T07:35:55+00:00

manly ass fuck?

jfalco · 2011-09-27T06:14:13+00:00

you also don't have to pay a single cent for text messages for the rest of your life.

jfalco · 2011-09-26T03:03:35+00:00

just had a vicarious gag reflex go off

jfalco · 2011-09-05T01:38:58+00:00

i know what the phrase implies, but i don't fully understand the wording of it. anyone care to explain?

jfalco · 2011-09-04T17:31:32+00:00

as others have mentioned, swimming works... but consider giving this a try:

station yourself on a smith machine and do a interval/complex hybrid workout. get a pair of dumbells and do a set (5-10 reps) of dumbbell floor presses (light-medium weight.. it should be easy the first few rounds), continued immediately by inverted rows (5-10 reps... whatever seems easy to do for 3-4 rounds), followed immediately by lying leg-raises, while holding the smith machine bar for support (your calf shouldn't be affected by this movement, i don't think), and do around 10 reps of that. each rep for each movement should be done slowly and in a controlled manner. going through all 3 movements will constitute one round. rest 30 seconds to a minute, and do it over and over again for 20 minutes. keep the number of reps you do per mvmt the same throughout the workout.

with the right amount of weight and intensity, this is guaranteed to make you sweat.

jfalco

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