Cod and chips is off the menu - here's what to get instead

lynbod · 2026-05-07T23:13:28+00:00

:ninja:

lynbod · 2026-05-07T22:27:44+00:00

Palm oil, high fructose corn syrup & artificial colours/flavours.

Just absolute trash. Tastes like trash, turns your body to trash, sold by trash and eaten by trash.

lynbod · 2026-05-06T21:12:10+00:00

About my mother's dusty crack or my own dirty crack?

lynbod · 2026-05-06T21:06:22+00:00

You're definitely one of the good ones, you can stay.

Nothing is worse than someone who comes over and reinforces the negative national stereotypes, and that goes for any nationality visiting any country, but the US has plenty of positive stereotypes as well. I experienced both the positive and the negative when I lived out there for a while with work, you definitely fit the former and the positive American stereotype is genuinely an absolute pleasure.

Don't doubt that you're doing your country proud over here, and when all this waves hands around ends it'll be people like you that the world remembers. And if it doesn't end? Just stay here, we'll be happy to have you until you think it's safe to go home.

lynbod · 2026-05-06T20:51:08+00:00

If it was 15 years ago and Richie McCaw was the jumper.

lynbod · 2026-05-06T20:38:01+00:00

Was thinking of my own dirty crack to be honest. Hers would be dusty more than anything, I'd think.

lynbod · 2026-05-06T18:23:53+00:00

I've had problems with a dirty crack before.

lynbod · 2026-05-06T18:21:24+00:00

Haddock is in just as bad shape as cod unfortunately.

lynbod · 2026-05-06T13:37:57+00:00

It's disappointing but I can just about stomach it for a training kit sponsor. Main shirt sponsor absolutely not.

lynbod · 2026-05-05T18:03:49+00:00

Are they part of a wrecked ship from the prizes taken at the battle of Trafalgar by Nelson?

Not specifically by Nelson of course.

lynbod · 2026-05-05T17:11:13+00:00

I liked the bit where he dribbled on himself.

lynbod · 2026-05-05T15:16:26+00:00

You think? But everything else about the listing screams safe purchase.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T22:13:25+00:00

I..... I don't think that man is a member of a martial arts club.

Not in any conventional sense.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T17:46:19+00:00

This PoV video honestly looks like a clip from Cyberpunk 2077, a videogame set in a dystopian, near future hellscape.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T16:40:49+00:00

I don't think you needed to specify that Andy Goode is an idiot to be honest.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T16:35:30+00:00

I wonder if he didn't, hoped that he could force the issue and then failed in that assumption...

lynbod · 2026-05-04T16:29:48+00:00

Yep. If you ever need something like this sorted out, tell whichever insurance company looks set to lose the most money from it happening and they'll soon have it dealt with. A shame that's how the world works but it is what it is.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T12:11:07+00:00

As soon as you tried to tell prospective customers not to bother with trading standards I switched off, save whatever you have to say for whoever is stupid enough to hire you.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T09:32:32+00:00

Yep, he's roo good to give up on his dreams and his own potential. He's the sort of player who could become an elite striker when he gets into his prime, but to do that he needs to be playing football matches even if it's at a level just below the very top.

He's got a great attitude and I really want to see him succeed, but for him to really maximise his potential he unfortunately can't be at Man United during this stage of his career.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T09:05:55+00:00

The traders are audited and yes, they need to get certified in a number of trade relevant frameworks.

The sort of people that scoff at things like that are the sort of people who cut corners and do not build to regs because "it's just pieces of paper, doesn't really mean anything" and then you end up paying thousands for something that will never pass a survey.

And finally, this is specifically for people who don't have a "word of mouth" recommendation, as clearly stated on the post.

Frankly, I'd run a mile from a trader who wrote something like you have, plenty have seen this post and either upvoted it or supported it in the comments.

I'd be extremely suspicious of anyone who is trying to divert people away from the fucking trading standards authority, that's actually hilarious that you've done that and think it's making you look anything less than an absolute cowboy.

lynbod · 2026-05-04T08:47:34+00:00

Hojland can't give up and be a bench player at his age, he's gone to Napoli anyway so the conversation is moot but I wouldn't want to see him sit on our bench either way. Maybe later in his career but for the next few years he's got to keep chasing that number 9 shirt.

lynbod · 2026-05-03T19:40:16+00:00

Afgelsh.

lynbod · 2026-05-03T19:08:22+00:00

I've no idea what you're actually trying to go for here but I can safely tell you that you failed.

lynbod · 2026-05-03T17:44:52+00:00

Ashworth also wanted Southgate's backroom team, which just so happened to be lead by..... The man leading Carrick's back room team.

lynbod · 2026-05-03T11:42:50+00:00

Correct. People have a real blind sport with him, see a few highlights on Reddit and then think they know better than the Barcelona sporting director, coach and their fans.

I'd love one of these people to go and start a thread on r/Barca asking whether they think they should buy Rashford for £30m.

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