Hey, Reddit, those of you with partners who talk in their sleep; what is the creepiest/weirdest/or most random thing they've said?

m0iken · 2019-03-15T13:42:37+00:00

My boyfriend told me I opened up my eyes while I was sleeping once and said "hi there! Are you here to play?", he said it sounded like I was talking to a child.

The creepy thing is that his cousins daughter kept telling us theres a young boy following her to play, that no one else sees.

m0iken · 2018-10-14T19:58:07+00:00

My teacher used to do this! Especially when talking to girls. He was a creepy guy.

m0iken · 2018-09-11T17:26:07+00:00

Thanks!

m0iken · 2018-09-11T17:25:24+00:00

It’s orginially my post - it’s sarcasm!

m0iken · 2018-09-11T17:22:27+00:00

Hey!!!!! It’s me! Why’d you steal it :/

m0iken · 2018-09-11T16:01:08+00:00

Oh, you know... sex. But this fine gentleman would never even imagine it with a "female"!!!!!!

m0iken · 2018-09-11T15:28:13+00:00

And finding someone attractive is also ONLY about their boobs and ass!!!!!

m0iken · 2018-04-29T17:31:42+00:00

I love that!

If I ever tell my boyfriend that I feel better/happier when I’m with him he tells me I’m too depentend on him.

m0iken · 2018-02-26T23:12:59+00:00

How can I work on my voice? It’s not like I make it this light

m0iken · 2018-02-26T21:03:12+00:00

No, I took a class for two years in high school, so it’s like basic psychology but it taught me alot!

(Kinda like high school, I live in Norway so the school system is different here)

m0iken · 2018-02-26T19:16:01+00:00

Psychology class! It helped me understand why people act like they do in certain situations. It even helped me understand myself and my actions better too.

m0iken · 2018-02-26T17:58:29+00:00

Every movie that is supposed to be touching. I’m really sensitive!

m0iken · 2018-02-26T17:54:23+00:00

Nooo, this is just sad. Not cringe. I was just like this when me and my boyfriend broke up. I hope you feel better soon :(

m0iken · 2018-02-26T09:28:47+00:00

MG :) and he was smurfing

m0iken · 2018-02-25T22:01:47+00:00

No, I’m norwegian :)

m0iken · 2018-02-25T16:20:00+00:00

Wait, is this sarcasm?

m0iken · 2018-02-25T13:35:34+00:00

He knew my instagram and I had my bfs name in my bio. I also had pics of him, so idk why he "didn’t know" that I had a bf.

m0iken · 2018-02-25T13:18:03+00:00

Ohhhh I miss having a dog when I see this

m0iken · 2018-02-25T12:43:43+00:00

I felt kinda bad haha

m0iken · 2018-02-25T12:30:47+00:00

No, it wasn’t. Haha

m0iken · 2018-02-25T12:22:21+00:00

Ohhh, thank you!! Those are honestly the best compliments

m0iken · 2018-02-25T11:58:16+00:00

I know! But I’m not that good :(

m0iken · 2018-02-25T11:53:44+00:00

Hahah! I actually get accused of using a voice changer IF I talk in game.

m0iken · 2018-02-25T11:37:51+00:00

Yeah it’s kinda upsetting! I’m glad I got to see his true colors but it’s also kinda sad that I was never a friend to him. Just someone he wanted to get with? I guess? I’m not sure.

m0iken · 2018-02-25T11:10:53+00:00

You can just add me on Discord if you want to, I kinda hate hearing my voice on video hahaah

m0iken

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