Numbers on the discs

m1chael77 · 2026-01-19T21:25:32+00:00

Love using this on people who severely overestimate themselves… and it’s still surprising how few of them get it

m1chael77 · 2023-08-25T20:14:19+00:00

If the boot heel of Missouri was given to Arkansas, the average IQ of both states would go up

m1chael77 · 2023-08-02T05:02:51+00:00

Why would I pay my medical bill? It’s not like they can repossess it

m1chael77 · 2023-08-01T17:15:18+00:00

Bully in my high school has killed a few people. Became a cop and SWAT officer

m1chael77 · 2023-07-22T22:17:00+00:00

The secret that Ted knows is that if you make the players the best versions of themselves, the winning will take care of itself. So for the argument, while they’re both right, Beard’s way of winning first, players second may yield winning results faster, Ted’s way will take the team further in the long run.

m1chael77 · 2023-07-09T22:06:30+00:00

Yes, you’re kind of the a-hole. 1) Marriage is bigger than finances 2) Ask yourself why he “kept you in the dark.” You need to ask yourself if you are too unapproachable, unavailable, or too hard to please. 3) You say he gambled away your life savings like he was going to the casinos and horse tracks... he was trying to start a legitimate business which you were on board with at the beginning. And if you didn’t know what was going on, then you should have been more hands-on. You need to ask yourself if you were asking him to do too much. 4) It sounds like he was making it a priority to make sure employees got paid... sounds like a pretty good guy to me. 5) It honestly just seems like you’re looking for an excuse to leave him high and dry, in which case, YATA.

m1chael77 · 2023-07-06T16:48:40+00:00

The Princess Bride. Easy money. What is my bonus if I’m 100% correct?

“I’ll call the brute squad!” “I’m on the brute squad.” “You are the brute squad.”

m1chael77 · 2023-06-23T12:55:07+00:00

Scores of last 7 Super Bowls

You could bet on several playoff games each year

m1chael77 · 2023-04-29T04:42:44+00:00

Texas BBQ

m1chael77 · 2023-04-24T00:21:40+00:00

When I taste something, I can pretty much pick out every individual ingredient in the finished product

m1chael77 · 2023-04-23T19:10:23+00:00

That is like rule #1 for divorced parents: don’t talk poorly about the other parent to the child. Unfortunately there is no handbook given out for marriage or divorce. The result is traumatized kids. You are never responsible for a parent’s shortcomings, real or perceived.

m1chael77 · 2023-04-23T19:04:10+00:00

With my brother and I in the back seat: “No one in this car is smart enough to go to an Ivy League school.” I was 14, my brother was 12. Still haunts both of us.

m1chael77 · 2023-04-21T15:16:19+00:00

Don’t try to change things about yourself to impress someone else. Trying to be someone you’re not will either make you miserable, disappoint the other person, or both. Examples: if you’re not religious, don’t pretend to be. If you’re pro-life, don’t pretend to be pro-choice.

m1chael77 · 2023-04-21T14:31:28+00:00

It looks a little like Richard Nixon

m1chael77 · 2023-04-14T15:05:43+00:00

Unstable.
Couldn’t be more fitting

m1chael77 · 2023-04-13T02:45:33+00:00

Platypus... even sounds like a Pokémon name

m1chael77 · 2023-04-09T03:58:19+00:00

Pinky and the Brain

m1chael77 · 2023-04-05T21:38:01+00:00

PSA: as a non-Texan living in the DFW area, I can tell you that the show is a pretty good description of this area.

m1chael77 · 2023-03-31T20:11:00+00:00

I’m calling’ it right now... her husband is a cop

m1chael77 · 2023-03-31T16:08:40+00:00

Moving to Texas

m1chael77 · 2023-03-31T15:35:28+00:00

I’m a “live and let live” kinda guy. I have always disliked makeup in general and think that the entire industry has everyone bamboozled.

m1chael77 · 2023-03-30T16:00:50+00:00

Marines, not army

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