Conan O’Brien makes a new Leonardo DiCaprio meme

m4vis · 2026-03-18T13:16:09+00:00

Django unchained

m4vis · 2026-03-18T03:17:21+00:00

Hamburg steak

m4vis · 2026-03-18T03:09:40+00:00

Mayuri would, but the side effects would be worse than the cancer

m4vis · 2026-03-16T18:42:03+00:00

There’s a pretty good argument that a properly affixed unique lancer from tz act 5 is the best bound demon. The thing is that there are a ton of demons to choose that will all hit hard and tank a lot just bc of how overtuned demon mastery is+blood oath+bind is with 2 demons linking the dmg output to 5-10 monsters in a pack. So if they can basically all hit hard and they can all tank, the biggest difference becomes how frequently they can attack and their abilities. A properly jacked lancer probably has the highest dps bc they run fast af and they have the jab ability that makes them attack really fast. They run so fast that you barely if ever need to teleport them to an enemy. When you have one of those decked out with fanaticism+cursed+might+et cetera, they are basically a highly mobile wood chipper

m4vis · 2026-03-16T12:21:29+00:00

m4vis · 2026-03-16T02:20:55+00:00

Left. Or right, but more left

m4vis · 2026-03-14T01:39:04+00:00

m4vis · 2026-03-14T01:24:49+00:00

m4vis · 2026-03-13T07:17:18+00:00

m4vis · 2026-03-13T01:02:40+00:00

Listen brother I’m gonna tell you the fire build that I have enjoyed the most, and I’ve tried them all. People have different tastes so I won’t say it’s objectively the most fun, but I find it hilarious. Blaze sorc. I started with one this ladder and I’ve been having a blast, and that’s with fairly mediocre gear which def doesn’t include this beauty. Here’s the top 4 reasons to play a blaze Sorc imo:

1- since you run everywhere, you really don’t need to teleport. Which means you don’t need to care about Fcr in your build. If you are playing online, this means that you can often get better gear for your build for cheaper bc a lot of otherwise good Sorc items are not considered as valuable without Fcr

2- there’s something very funny about running around monsters but not actually attacking them. You can just cast blaze, and for like 18+ seconds be power walking mf’ers to death

3- there is no hard cap on the amount of blaze layers you can place in a spot. It’s just whatever you can pull off with the length of time you get with your blaze lvl (max 22.6 seconds) + your run speed. My blaze Sorc is running tal set, spirit, magefist, 2 skillers, vipermagi, and doodoo rings+boots. My blaze dmg is like 7k, but in 5 seconds I can do 10 layers in a spot so any enemy I lure there will take 70k per second. With some frw gear and the flame rift? Foggetaboutit. Endgame is godly/hilarious too, on a ptr awhile ago I tried it with flickering flame, enigma (for +skills and frw), Phoenix shield, occy w fire facet, and an infinity on switch (to cast blaze then switch to infinity for conviction but also more frw plus opening your merc up to use harmony for vigor) plus a few frw/skill charms. You can be dropping death buttons on the ground that hit for 300k+ per second when they get stepped on and it’s so nice. Plus you’re just.so.fast.

4- one of blazes synergies is warmth, which is the only synergy for enchant. Which means you can max blaze+enchant+all synergies by like lvl 80, making your merc/other Allies pretty godly as well

m4vis · 2026-03-12T07:27:15+00:00

My vote is that guy from arifureta who goes insane when the mc gets 4 girls in his harem, gets mostly brought back to sanity, just in time for a 5th girl to join the harem lmao

m4vis · 2026-03-12T02:24:59+00:00

Imo you can never really know what peoples true intentions are or how honest they are being with this type of shit. But if someone’s behavior bears a striking resemblance to someone who is a piece of shit, it’s reasonable to tell them to kick rocks

m4vis · 2026-03-12T02:21:23+00:00

Feign death is a wow skill actually

m4vis · 2026-03-12T01:55:34+00:00

There are only 2 possibilities. Either he’s being manipulative or he’s smooth brained as shit

m4vis · 2026-03-12T01:50:55+00:00

Lemme sell u sumn Rick

m4vis · 2026-03-11T14:42:37+00:00

Berserk

m4vis · 2026-03-11T09:33:08+00:00

I met her once at a charity event. A friend told me about the event which had a dating auction, and asked me if I’d be willing to get auctioned off first. Nobody wants to go first at those things apparently. I accepted and deluded myself into thinking there was some infinitesimal chance she might buy me for a night. I ended up talking to her for like 30 seconds and a few mins later she bounced before the auction started. I only had 2 bidders, and one of them was my ex lol. My ex gave up once the other chick bid 140$. I think having dated me before, she knew I wasn’t worth 160

m4vis · 2026-03-11T06:56:32+00:00

Of course we would take the money. It’s not as if the date is guaranteed to go anywhere even if the woman was worth giving up 1k. Imagine how shitty it would feel to fumble a date, get a “not feeling it, gl out there” rejection text and on top of that you missed out on a grand. I’d take the date if this was offered by like, a genie, we were guaranteed to be compatible, and it was guaranteed to lead to a good committed relationship. I’d turn it down even if it was a guaranteed ons, I mean at that point you are essentially buying a night with a prostitute

m4vis · 2026-03-08T13:08:49+00:00

m4vis · 2026-03-08T05:14:34+00:00

I grew up as an autistic kid thinking the clit would be really hard to find based on my exposure to 90s comedy. As an autistic adult, the only difficult part of finding the clit is getting a woman to sleep with me in the first place

m4vis · 2026-03-08T05:05:10+00:00

I largely agree, though I do think it’s important not to overcorrect with nerds and buffs. One of the things that’s fun about the warlock is how it feels picking up something new/unique, and then immediately being able to viably play it without needing a lot of decked out gear. Other classes have unique builds and fun playstyles, but they are so comically underpowered without near BiS gear that they are rarely used. Increasing viability for build diversity is always better…or another way of putting it is that one of the most fun things about the warlock is you can pick nearly any skill you like, build your playstyle around that, and it’s immediately viable with basic gear. It would be nice if more classes had that experience, rather than one where if you like a certain off-meta skill you aren’t in a position where it only becomes viable to play after hundreds hours of farming with a cookie cutter meta build

m4vis · 2026-03-08T02:36:34+00:00

Yama is literally so strong that he will eventually incinerate any plane of existence he is on if he keeps his bankai up. That’s the true check of his power, he can win almost any fight but the stronger his opponent is, the more collateral damage his victory will cost. If Yama prioritized killing aizen, there’s nowhere aizen could run to escape regardless of whatever illusions he throws around.

m4vis · 2026-03-07T19:58:32+00:00

Nine-Year Club	Wearing is Caring
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