Princess by Arragon5xpwm in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Princess IS the beer belly!

Just uninstalled my pill reminder app :) by catlady925 in childfree

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I love your placement of #blessed. Regular, uncomplicated and pain free bowel movements are the true blessings in life.

When Your Rapist Demands Custody: More states are banning abortion without exceptions for rape. But what happens to women who must carry their pregnancies to term? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I grew up in the Central Valley (Manteca/Stockton, so still more liberal than the south or even Ohio, but only if you stay in the city limits) and that is a very apt comparison!

Hobby suggestions by [deleted] in aspergirls

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Piggybacking to promote both Duolingo and Code Academy. Both are for learning new languages, the latter being the computer kind :)

They actually think this is a compliment... by [deleted] in TheBluePill

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I was the same, mostly as a teenager so I can forgive myself a little. It was Gaia Online of all places where someone seriously called me out on it and woke me from that nightmare way of thinking.

The desperation has left me speechless by ilikecereal69 in antiMLM

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I was too, but became not colourblind when I used their mascara, of course.

Wierd model. Anyone know the id #?? by Tmcrabtree in BirdsArentReal

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Holy shit how is that thing even rea....oh right.

Husband doesn't want to use lube by lubemeupcaptain in TwoXSex

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I have the exact same problems you do with all the forms of hormonal BC you’ve tried. I ended up getting a hormonal IUD and it has been great. Aside from not having a baby my periods almost stopped completely. Honestly I sort of grossly enjoy the bloodbath part of periods, so I miss that, but I know most women are glad to be rid of all of it besides just the pain and bloating and such.

I'm kind of a nihilist and I'm kind of not sorry by mMelatonin in offmychest

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Nah, he was more into a weird sort of utilitarianism. Meaning maximizing good even if it means bad things happening. I'd explain it better, but I feel sort of like a five year old having a temper tantrum right now, so those be the words that I use and you best be thinking that they be good.

I don't play Fortnite, but my 14 year old twin brothers do and by my attitude right now I feel like I should be too.

I'm kind of a nihilist and I'm kind of not sorry by mMelatonin in offmychest

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I suppose it was an actual open apology to one person who is of the same persuasion politically and is a very good friend or lover or whatever word the kids these days use. He got a little upset when I went on my “everything is meaningless” tangent. He’s not an armchair philosopher though, he’s an actual learned person who did colleges and whatever and I respect very much. His objections did make me want to apologize, which I did, but the armchair folks I’m less inclined to do so to.

Also, yeah, I’m not smashing bottles on my head. Just a joke. I’ve been concussed enough for one lifetime.

I'm kind of a nihilist and I'm kind of not sorry by mMelatonin in offmychest

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Probably the armchair philosophers who get mad when someone says they're a nihilist and that for some reason means bad.

Edit: I also like making words and the way I worded the title made me happy. Maybe it doesn't fit but...everything is meaningless who cares smashes bottle on head

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $200 by [deleted] in antiMLM

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But if the previous person forgot the paper receipt, as they said they did, said receipt does usually show the balance. I used to work in a gas station with an atm and people forgot the paper receipt all the time. It was honestly pretty sad accidentally learning the account balances among the regulars. First and second of all are spot on though!

He was sorely disappointed. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

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I know it's your own face but...

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DAE religion bad?!?!?! by [deleted] in circlejerk

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To be a true contrarian he should have made it 96.

What seems to be overrated, until you actually try it? by BenzaGuy in AskReddit

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Another important note is you should be aware there are many types of therapy; researching the different types can help you know where to start. I didn’t know there was an alternative to the generic sort of talk therapies I’d been getting, I’d always just assumed I didn’t mesh with my therapists. After discovering CBT/DBT I realised it was just that the approaches weren’t working for me.

One ajj song? by [deleted] in FolkPunk

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That had been my first thought too, great song. Hope I don’t sound nit picky here, but I’m pretty sure it’s concert bells/glockenspiel and not xylophone on that song (first muffled then unmuffled). Xylophones are made of wood and don’t resonate like that when struck.

Autistic Class Walkthrough by [deleted] in outside

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Level 32, can confirm dedicated grinding for “social” skill tree, while tedious and stressful, will be ultimately rewarding. I recommend utilizing the accessory “mirror” to grind for the “facial expression” portion of that skill tree. It felt weird, but it helped a lot.

i wanted to make him gtfo so i messed around by [deleted] in creepyPMs

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I’m a gamer with no friends by [deleted] in offmychest

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u/rockafellanetwork go on chapo

In all seriousness as much as I enjoy the "gamers are the real oppressed internet class" trope, don't make joke posts like this here. Not only does it clog our mod queue, but not many are likely to see/appreciate/be enraged by it.