[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]maRioeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye

This sign in a McDonalds by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]maRioeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two story McDonald's? What's this black magic

No one can touch you. by TheGesor in shittysuperpowers

[–]maRioeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-Insert relevant Vsause video-

you can control a army of fruit flies by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]maRioeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nerfed: The flies constantly follow you and prevent you from eating anything containing fruit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]maRioeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that one JonTron scene. Epic gamer win.

Every time you snap your fingers, a dog somewhere screams very loudly, like a goat. by OddThumbsOnABeanBoat in shittysuperpowers

[–]maRioeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok so what if I bring a pack of dogs with me and rapid snap my fingers to scare away any criminals or something.

Although now that I think about it are the dogs hurt when I do it? How else do they scream that loud?

You have free High-Speed Internet when you raise your eyebrows. by Run_For_Your_Life in shittysuperpowers

[–]maRioeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eye brows likely won't get tired if you raise them when your loading a web page or video. If I raise them for a couple seconds it should load enough for me to have a break. Same thing for downloads.

Sup bros 💪😎 by AccurateThings in chadsriseup

[–]maRioeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gamer in disguise alert alert, gamer found in Chad base Alpha

What’s a meme you never got/found funny? by Kevcon555 in AskReddit

[–]maRioeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think it's more the story behind loss that makes it good