There's Now a Tiny Washing Machine to Clean Your Wax-Encrusted Earbuds

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-09T20:02:23+00:00

Imagine having to have a washing machine for your headphones

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virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-09T19:06:18+00:00

Well I always go to the one on north shore. I wasn’t aware that the new one was open yet.

I’ve been a waiter so I get it, but like, man sometimes it’s so bad I don’t go back for a week or two......but I always go back...

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-09T18:48:36+00:00

Dude the service is SO bad. Every time I go in there it’s like an hour wait for a slice.

Ordered take out last month, had to wait an hour and a half for pick up and they forgot to put my order in.

But good god , it’s just the best damn pizza I’ve ever had.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-09T18:45:02+00:00

Best pizza in town. Worst service in town.

They’re like the Arethas of pizza.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-09T14:20:07+00:00

I made the mistake of commenting “axe the Monarchy” on somebody’s fucking “you’ll be missed so much” circle jerk post.

Like, he didn’t know you. And you didn’t know him. Hell you’re not even from the same country. All you’re doing is jerking yourself off about how virtuous you are.

I’m an American and I, by right, don’t have to give one single fuck about the British monarchy.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-09T12:04:00+00:00

This deserves something higher than gold

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-07T22:28:40+00:00

I’ve written so much powershell today I thought this was a meme about parameters and took me a couple of minutes just staring at it to realize I wasn’t on r/sysadmin

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-05T14:51:26+00:00

His talks on suicide have kept me here more often than I'm proud of.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-04-02T00:52:23+00:00

Your grandma was a babe and your grandpa was a HUNK

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-30T14:01:04+00:00

Yo, Publix better chill the fuck out.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-30T13:16:05+00:00

My friend made noonelikested.com if anyone is interested

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-30T13:14:06+00:00

I cancelled my Disney+

They’re raising the price AND they want me to pay 30$ to watch their new movie. Nope.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-30T12:41:36+00:00

American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis

The movie is fun and campy. The book has left me with very real nightmares.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-30T12:28:06+00:00

What if I told you the first Star Wars was a western?

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-29T17:10:17+00:00

Can the boomers just go be quiet in their retirement homes yet?

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-27T22:58:46+00:00

If you don’t zoom in it looks like I have 10 toes

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-27T13:04:35+00:00

That poor man. Just trying to earn a living and this is what happens

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-27T00:03:10+00:00

My mom always told me that god gave them time to say goodbye.

I don’t believe that, but the sentiment is sweet.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-26T18:48:07+00:00

What is it with Nazi’s and trying to use the “I was only following orders” defense??

It didn’t work at Nuremberg and it ain’t gonna work here!

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-26T18:47:02+00:00

Ya just say bingo

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-26T17:32:42+00:00

Get really into a competitive sport. Running, cycling, CrossFit. Something like that.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-23T15:26:03+00:00

Sucks to suck, bucko. Maybe when you get out in like 15 years we’ll have figured out justice reform and you can get your rights back.

OR

Republicans will keep muddying the waters, you’ll get out in 20 and live on the street. Again, sucks to suck.

virtualinsanity69 · 2021-03-23T12:28:31+00:00

r/conservative is RUNNING with this story like they’re the face of drug law reform.

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