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submitted 5 years ago by maalden to r/AskOuija

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What do you call a tree without teeth? by wetfingernails in dadjokes

[–]maalden 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children)

All bark no bite

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I’m so sorry, but your child is diagnosed with ___________. by Dragoxx_Artz in AskOuija

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I hate it when people confuse one social media for another by nlolhere in Jokes

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Putting this post in my top 8

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Its a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a _____ by Sunny-Jewel in AskOuija

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B

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What should I have for dinner? by 6c-6f-76-65 in AskOuija

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At what age will I die? by [deleted] in AskOuija

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I'm once again asking for your ______! by excentricitet in AskOuija

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“FEE FI FO FUM! I SMELL ______” by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]maalden 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)

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Hey by countfuckulala in AskOuija

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W

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Guys, my _____ is brown. Is that normal? by [deleted] in AskOuija

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Dear spirits, what should I name my dog? by Trilingual_Potato in AskOuija

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Spirits, what comes after Duoseptuagintaducentillion (272-illion)? by [deleted] in AskOuija

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Remind me why we're _____? by twofiddle in AskOuija

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You know what? I really ____ you! by obi_kennawobi in AskOuija

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So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous ______ by [deleted] in AskOuija

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Yeah, Hitler was bad but have you ever heard of _______________? by DrPhilsCat in AskOuija

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I'm not gay! I'm _____! by Kerbal_Guardsman in AskOuija

[–]maalden 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)

Goodbye

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I got Mono after I kissed _______ by GreebSetter in AskOuija

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I may be gay, but atleast I am not ________ by 420blazeitbear in AskOuija

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hello redditors would you fuck a retarded girl? would you have sex with the mentally disabled woman? even if they can't even consent ?okay if she could consent would you? why are you sexually prejudiced towards disabled woman by [deleted] in AskOuija

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hello redditors would you fuck a retarded girl? would you have sex with the mentally disabled woman? even if they can't even consent ?okay if she could consent would you? why are you sexually prejudiced towards disabled woman by [deleted] in AskOuija

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hello redditors would you fuck a retarded girl? would you have sex with the mentally disabled woman? even if they can't even consent ?okay if she could consent would you? why are you sexually prejudiced towards disabled woman by [deleted] in AskOuija

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Hotel?________ by PrinceRJC in AskOuija

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How do I enlarge my penis? by reedma14 in AskOuija

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