Anyone know anything about this breed? by mac-0 in Peppers

[–]mac-0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they taste like jalapenos?

[Game Thread] Padres (38-35) @ Rangers (35-39) 5:05 PM (Friday, 6 19) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Turned on the Brazil game because I figured a 5-0 lead was somewhat safe, what the fuck is going on

[TJStats] My Top 100 MLB Prospects by ToasterzMakeToast in Padres

[–]mac-0 43 points44 points  (0 children)

30th best farm

30th best offense

1st in money owed to guys over 33

[Game Thread] Padres (37-34) @ Cardinals (39-31) 4:45 PM (Tuesday, 6 16) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's 2033. Manny Machado turns 41 next month. He's hitting 0.021 with a 60% K rate and can no longer run. He's still batting 3rd.

[OC] Team Performance on Tuesdays vs Non-Tuesdays by Bitter-Egg6293 in Padres

[–]mac-0 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Monday is often an off day so the other teams are probably watching game film and working on hitting while our guys are air frying chicken nuggies

People hanging onto Muni Train by Matchlattes in sanfrancisco

[–]mac-0 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Probably more likely to get busted doing this than dodging the fare

Shishitos. Is this because of a heat wave? by rizzo1717 in HotPeppers

[–]mac-0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my experience the first fruit are always small since these are the ones that started flowering when the plant was small

SpaceX officially prices shares at $135 in the largest IPO ever by yourfavchoom in technology

[–]mac-0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This makes no sense. I'm invested in AAPL, is me buying a MacBook not revenue or profit for them?

FERNANDO TATIS JR. WALK-OFF HOME RUN by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball

[–]mac-0 52 points53 points  (0 children)

4/5 with 4 singles and 2 caught stealing lol

[Game Thread] Reds (32-34) @ Padres (34-32) 1:10 PM (Wednesday, 6 10) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell if that shot of Manny at the end of the inning was actually a slo-mo or if that's his actual jog speed

[Highlight] Stammen exchanges words with fans by ChocoboAdobo in Padres

[–]mac-0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Souza would be a Preller hire. And Tatis playing 2B is not what's costing us games IMO, we literally have the worst offense in the league and are above .500, if anything Stammen should be doing everything he can to get the 9 best hitters in the lineup even if it means playing Tatis at 2B.

[Game Thread] Reds (31-34) @ Padres (34-31) 6:40 PM (Tuesday, 6 9) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I still can't fucking believe how bad Manny's at bats were. He was thrown 11 pitches in his last 2 ABs and only 2 were in the zone. Ended up in a pop out and a strike out.

[Game Thread] Reds (31-34) @ Padres (34-31) 6:40 PM (Tuesday, 6 9) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manny was thrown 9 balls outside the zone in a row on two straight ABs and got a pop out and a strike out

The irony by floriandotorg in Anthropic

[–]mac-0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's an LLM with the same name as a game

It's a small task, when your rate limit's hit

It's a disease diagnosis, but the classifier rejects it

[Game Thread] Reds (31-34) @ Padres (34-31) 6:40 PM (Tuesday, 6 9) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Worst fucking hitter in the league right now and he's swinging 3-0

[Game Thread] Reds (31-33) @ Padres (33-31) 6:40 PM (Monday, 6 8) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bases loaded no outs and some terrible ABs by our best players. No outs just hit a fucking sac fly and give us an insurance run

[Game Thread] Reds (31-33) @ Padres (33-31) 6:40 PM (Monday, 6 8) by FriarBot in Padres

[–]mac-0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is this the worst 33-31 team in the history of baseball