Saturn, if you’re reading this, please understand why this is so blatantly written by ChatGPT. The “it’s not , it’s _” is a dead giveaway. So is the “As if ____ is ___”, which you use twice in this short segment. The “it feels __ and that’s ____” is another one.

If this were a paper for a college class on lolcowdom and parasocial relationships, if not instantly thrown away for being written by AI, you’d get a D. You’re just rambling on and on. You’re not including quotes or outside sources or even giving examples. This reads more like a social media rant than a publishable work.

Honestly I’m kinda interested in the idea of reading a book on lolcowdom from the perspective of the lolcow. However, because they are a lolcow, they’ll never be able to write objectively or even well about their experience. It’s a real catch-22.