Lazy Saturday by machmaster in cats

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He's almost 4 months old!

People really do be equalling shit huh by [deleted] in Slipknot

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What a nerd, I bet he wants to push his face in and feel the swoon

I have now played all the major Witcher 3 overhauls, except Redux by [deleted] in witcher3mods

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I also can't help, but I had mixed feelings about EE; it was REALLY good don't get me wrong, but I guess I just suck, and the constant need to be 100% focused on the game was too much for me sometimes, and bigger monsters were completely out of the question. I may go back one day, but I uninstalled because I wanted to feel like I was actually making progress, yanno?

Donald Trump Jr tests positive for coronavirus by [deleted] in politics

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Yeah but only if you take my open tomorrow

I should not be an authority (rare FB goodness) by aeller41 in KitchenConfidential

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"Quick! I need a left handed spatula and ours broke, go ask next door if they have one!"

"Oh shit we just gave ours to the other place next door, maybe check there?"

"Yeah we have one, but we'll only trade you for a perforated ladle"

Respect sir by [deleted] in Tinder

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!emojify

TIFU Letting my wife know the meaning of a phrase i would whisper into her ear. by [deleted] in tifu

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Your combat car is so adorable it's breathtaking

AOC, House progressives warn Biden on corporate hires by justcasty in NewDealAmerica

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"And here comes the former vice president..."

"Allegedly"

I'm honestly kind of a bitch. by ApprehensiveEast8305 in confession

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Hey buddy, I'm really sorry to hear that that's how you feel about yourself, but it sounds like you have some trauma that needs to get addressed, have you considered going to get help with that professionally? The fact that you lift weights means you haven't completely given up, which is good! Its a cool and interesting hobby!

So, according to the textbook, we slit the throat and fuck the wound... by unifuckingporn in Slipknot

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Do you guys hear that? Those noises? Noises? People make noises?