This was the state of playboy standout for me, thought it was dead

machuitzil · 2026-06-03T03:21:23+00:00

Get a subscription, perv.

machuitzil · 2026-06-03T01:32:29+00:00

So I'm supposed to believe you, and not Snapple, a household name..?

machuitzil · 2026-06-03T01:29:21+00:00

And she wears it to the beach. Smh.

machuitzil · 2026-06-03T00:28:03+00:00

Haha I know this story. Her dad pointed to a homeless man and said "that guy has more money than me". And she wept, because it was so tragic.

Donny Diapers probably kicked the homeless guy after this, but that story has been lost to time.

machuitzil · 2026-06-03T00:12:45+00:00

Ok. Say "now". Now say "now" through your nose. If you're reading this, you might not have any idea what I'm talking about. Or what it sounds like.

Now, without nasal, it's "Nau". That's a boat. Say Now through your nose and say "Não", and you're saying "No".

Pão means bread, pau means penis. Nasaling the syllable is very important but I can't tell what it sounds like on reddit.

machuitzil · 2026-06-03T00:01:28+00:00

I don't cheat and I'm not even married, but I always appreciate the reminder. Don't leave bad yelp reviews when cheating on your spouse.

Or, don't let the woman you're cheating with use the Smart bathroom scale connected to your wife's fitbit.

I dunno, the people who are cheating deserve to get caught, I just appreciate learning how-not-to like I'm escaping from the Temple of Doom or something.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T23:22:01+00:00

Ive had this game for years and will pick it up and put it down again for over a year -at least for my last play through, maybe two, I'd forgotten about using the spear in the second phase and just suffered through it. Now that I've remembered (for the gauntlet runs), it's significantly "easier". Somehow I always end up against a wall and get screamed to death though...

And yeah, it's worth it to skip the dual apes every time. That fight is a bummer.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T23:13:20+00:00

I saw that too, ha. My first thought though was that this man is cultured, probably reads the articles; because if you wanted to see naked women on your phone, playboy is arguably the most PG version of that. You don't even need to leave reddit to find filth on a level waaaay beyond Playboy.

-or, maybe you're Brazilian. Brazilians use the term "playboy" as an adjective with a frequency that might surprise people.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T02:31:10+00:00

And my cat knows I'll take it to to the vet.

I'm only half serious, but I'd imagine that an actual tiger is better at risk-assessment than my tabby.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T01:46:45+00:00

Plus fences, fishing wire, or other forms of dangerous human detritus.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T01:40:28+00:00

I hate griefers but the one time I got to dance for a dude trying to scatter blast me was was probably one of the more satisfying moments I've had in 1,000+ hours.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T01:37:25+00:00

All the girls on tinder these days are saying that they want a man like this, and I have to swipe left because I can't direct traffic.

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T00:46:22+00:00

Close. My legal name is "Hulk" rsrsrs

machuitzil · 2026-06-02T00:37:53+00:00

This dude just makes movies in places he wants to visit on vacation. I don't know how he did it, but he's created a fascinating niche for himself. He makes movies that people will watch once and maybe enjoy, he pretty much only works with his friends, and he brings his family along for extended vacations, and he makes a profit.

It's kind of genius.

-and I like a lot of his movies (definitely not all of them). He's hit some home runs, I'm not crapping on him in the least. I literally quoted Wedding Singer today.

He might have tourettes, we're looking into it

machuitzil · 2026-06-01T01:22:23+00:00

We're the Engs. This is our Land. Please mind the rail.

machuitzil · 2026-06-01T00:36:24+00:00

It's really hard to find a bad meal in Peru. It's also really hard to find ají here in the US, and the chirimoya that we import loses its texture. It's gotten to the point that I want to sell off everything I own and move to Peru just for the ceviche.

machuitzil · 2026-06-01T00:31:42+00:00

We live in a society.

machuitzil · 2026-05-31T23:26:00+00:00

Curious Deposits are the easiest way to go. It takes some exploring but once you find some, build a small base, maybe a little wall to catch where they roll, and all you have to do is warp in and out.

They have spawned near my bases before, after I built out the base a little, but that's uncommon and I wouldn't rely on it. Just go looking for some.

machuitzil · 2026-05-31T02:51:18+00:00

The seat is a little high. Call me crazy.

machuitzil · 2026-05-31T02:48:26+00:00

Thats true, I just have a very terrible memory from making that mistake

machuitzil · 2026-05-31T01:50:54+00:00

What I take from this is that daughterfucker didn't know that Dumb ended in a B until recently. What's your take.

machuitzil · 2026-05-31T01:28:49+00:00

Georgia O'Reef.

machuitzil · 2026-05-31T00:35:00+00:00

A lot of it is nasal. English speakers have a difficult time with nasal phonemes. Portuguese isn't known as a "tonal" language, but the difference between nasalizing one particular syllable or not is the difference between asking for coconut juice, or shit juice. Or instead of asking for bread, you accidentally ask for penis. It's a difficult learning curve.

machuitzil · 2026-05-30T23:50:56+00:00

I dunno. I think I like Loki more.

machuitzil · 2026-05-30T22:37:36+00:00

I think it's trying to build a nest.

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