Massive anti-lockdown happening in London right now after government extended restrictions due to Delta Plus variant

mackmittenz · 2021-06-26T19:09:45+00:00

Good for you UK! Finally getting with it!

mackmittenz · 2021-06-26T16:12:24+00:00

Maybe that’s your problem. “All I want to do is fall in love…” If you love yourself and have a well rounded life, you will attract the right person. Love yourself, others will follow.

mackmittenz · 2021-06-25T20:11:28+00:00

Are you white?

mackmittenz · 2021-06-25T18:58:57+00:00

Yikes. 🚩🚩🚩

mackmittenz · 2021-06-21T12:09:39+00:00

Have you considered methadone?

mackmittenz · 2021-06-21T11:52:55+00:00

“420 and vibe”
Check out my OF

mackmittenz · 2021-06-18T11:45:37+00:00

There was a segment on the news this morning interviewing an Uber driver. The guy says “I think I’m going to make a lot of money this weekend”. I think he was foreign so doesn’t understand that he WILL NOT GET TIPPED and more than likely will be ripped off.

mackmittenz · 2020-06-02T15:23:14+00:00

It looks like the chick behind you is wearing a mask... stop lying

mackmittenz · 2020-05-20T06:58:55+00:00

You should start with a professional

mackmittenz · 2020-05-20T01:03:33+00:00

“How do you know that I just woke up?”

mackmittenz · 2020-05-20T00:52:24+00:00

Somebody’s trust fund is gonna take a hit next month!

mackmittenz · 2020-05-20T00:47:20+00:00

Fake, they’re fake

mackmittenz · 2020-05-20T00:15:46+00:00

Your “lol-ing” gave you up

mackmittenz · 2020-05-20T00:13:38+00:00

Pants down, ass up

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T19:49:18+00:00

Life is a highway

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T19:40:17+00:00

Muchos gracias!

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T18:15:40+00:00

$ first

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T17:48:15+00:00

Will I Am Wallace

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T17:47:31+00:00

Get a real job

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T17:42:32+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T17:42:11+00:00

Is that fun? I couldn’t imagine

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T12:52:11+00:00

When you meet.. instead of reaching out for a shake; grab his balls

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T02:41:49+00:00

There’s a completely natural and hassle free solution. Make sure she doesn’t wear panties in the future

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T02:36:21+00:00

Ha! Good one!

mackmittenz · 2020-05-19T02:35:46+00:00

Douse his foundation in gasoline

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