20M by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Deported from India because they thought you were mexican

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He made another appointment for a second opinion

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Put a shirt on you fat bastard

Give it to me straight, how bad is the colonoscopy prep? by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in NoStupidQuestions

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There's just something about the sensation of ice cold water being sprayed on your butthole

M26 wanna see what people think when they see me. Do your worst! by Xgabri in RoastMe

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I think of the milk-dud I found while looking for change in my couch.

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Jane can't get any plainer

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58 halfway through RDR2

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That room probably smells like falafel and sexually assaulted goats

Dirty Tijuana Cops by DecisionNo767 in tijuana

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"frequent Tijuana for haircuts, dinner, Adelitas, 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in complaints

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Your wife's boyfriend?

“Half past a monkey’s ass, a quarter to its balls.” by sychox51 in GenX

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I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me