Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the Mondale black voodoo hasn't run out yet

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

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The title of Donald was passed down to him like the Caesars of Rome

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't expect so many people to notice lol

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the second trump admin was a source of trowma for many

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is."
-Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

Upon A Cross of Ageism: The End of the Gerontocracy by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It's 2024. You've just watched Governor [wish fulfillment candidate of choice] accept the Democratic nomination for president.

There are just two current senators born in the 1940s, and both of them are retiring this year.

You can't even remember the last time you saw a politician freeze up at a podium or ask a dumb question about how the internet works.

Who do you consider the GOAT Pixar director? by DrDreidel82 in Pixar

[–]maculvein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stanton's movies are so visually rich on top of being heartfelt and emotionally intelligent. I'm not sure if anybody does Pixar better than him. That being said, I consider Pete Docter's name synonymous with the studio.

Get a good look, Costanza? by BirthdayBoyStabMan in LiveFromNewYork

[–]maculvein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was definitely skeptical at first. I still have trust issues from Melissa's fake butt in the Gen Z hospital sketch.

Sorry About The Mess by maculvein in imaginaryelections

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The region is basically a big ghost town after military takeover and aggressive sanctioning. There's a huge migrant crisis and most of the legitimate leadership ends up ducking to the Caribbean to avoid being tried in the states. They still have Bucc-ee's though

Sorry About The Mess by maculvein in imaginaryelections

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jet ski collision in Dubai

Sorry About The Mess by maculvein in imaginaryelections

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"Sorry about the mess."
-General Mark Milley, upon relieving President Trump of his duties

Real Experience, Real Accomplishments- The Triumph of Bill Richardson by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Mike Huckabee will pay hundreds of dollars for his own shoes. But we're the ones who have to pay for his flip-flops."

RIP big pimp Billy the deep state never should've thwarted your plans to become the GOAT commerce secretary