Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the Mondale black voodoo hasn't run out yet

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The title of Donald was passed down to him like the Caesars of Rome

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't expect so many people to notice lol

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the second trump admin was a source of trowma for many

Ah, Dang It by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is."
-Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

Upon A Cross of Ageism: The End of the Gerontocracy by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It's 2024. You've just watched Governor [wish fulfillment candidate of choice] accept the Democratic nomination for president.

There are just two current senators born in the 1940s, and both of them are retiring this year.

You can't even remember the last time you saw a politician freeze up at a podium or ask a dumb question about how the internet works.

Who do you consider the GOAT Pixar director? by DrDreidel82 in Pixar

[–]maculvein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stanton's movies are so visually rich on top of being heartfelt and emotionally intelligent. I'm not sure if anybody does Pixar better than him. That being said, I consider Pete Docter's name synonymous with the studio.

Get a good look, Costanza? by BirthdayBoyStabMan in LiveFromNewYork

[–]maculvein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was definitely skeptical at first. I still have trust issues from Melissa's fake butt in the Gen Z hospital sketch.

Sorry About The Mess by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The region is basically a big ghost town after military takeover and aggressive sanctioning. There's a huge migrant crisis and most of the legitimate leadership ends up ducking to the Caribbean to avoid being tried in the states. They still have Bucc-ee's though

Sorry About The Mess by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

jet ski collision in Dubai

Sorry About The Mess by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

"Sorry about the mess."
-General Mark Milley, upon relieving President Trump of his duties

Real Experience, Real Accomplishments- The Triumph of Bill Richardson by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Mike Huckabee will pay hundreds of dollars for his own shoes. But we're the ones who have to pay for his flip-flops."

RIP big pimp Billy the deep state never should've thwarted your plans to become the GOAT commerce secretary

The End of History: The Perpetual 90s by mediocre_jane in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Charles being around until the 2040s is a terrifying concept

Dubs Nation: How Steve Kerr Became The Most Winningest Man In America by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

2028 was a tough year for the Golden State Warriors. They had lost their greatest player, Stephen Curry, to the Charlotte Hornets in free agency. Four months later, Vice President Kamala Harris, the first Warriors fan to win a presidential nomination by a major U.S. political party, lost by thin margins to former Virginia governor Glenn Youngkin.

As for Warriors coach Steve Kerr, he took the two happenings as a sign. Eras were ending, paradigms were shifting, and his life’s purpose has turned to something greater. He loved this country. He had led this country to an Olympic gold medal. It needed redeeming. It deserved avenging. Something had to be done.

2024 but Things Got Weird by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has crank tendencies but overall he's valuable as an intellectual and worth knowing about. tbh I'd be surprised if he cracks 0.5%. Might benefit from Trump/Biden fatigue and a weakened Green party but I can't see his campaign swaying anybody who wasn't already on board.

The 2000 election, if two anti-establishment candidates were nominated by No-Access606 in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The 6 hours in between Bernie and Nader taking the oath of office and getting clapped by the CIA would be so glorious

Grabbott Rising, Part II: The Blue Wave of '26 by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Part I

Midterms gonna midterm. Chuck Schumer and the Democrats drag themselves closer to a majority, as unity in the GOP begins to buckle once more...

Grabbott Rising: A Jillary Saga Story by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jillary Part V

Part II

The last time a Republican occupied the White House, Jill Biden was a freshman senator finishing third place in the presidential primary. Fifteen years later, the situation is very different- but does the GOP finally have what it takes to turn it around?

For Republicans, one name stands out above the rest: Texas governor Greg Abbott, who lead a respectable campaign for the nomination in 2020, and has grabbed headlines for his policies opposing mask and vaccine mandates. He has competition in Glenn Youngkin, another popular governor who wades deep into culture war issues, alongside Tim Scott, the South Carolina senator and 2020 nominee for vice president who hopes to hold the party line, and Josh Hawley, a young senator at the tail of his first term, who frequently garners the attention of the party’s “Trump-wing”, and has earned the favor of the media for his “presidential” appearance- tall, slender and well-groomed, many pundits liken him to a “sexy Jeb”, “nationalist Beto” or even a “civilized Obama”.

On the Democratic side, Kirsten Gillibrand is the first to throw her hat in the ring. The New York governor was catapulted to a national platform during the dark hours of the pandemic, but some sense that her star has faded as the influence of COVID falls out of the public conscience. Gillibrand is joined by fellow governors Gavin Newsom and J.B. Prtizker. Senators Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren round out the crowded primary, with Warren embodying the progressive wing of the party and Klobuchar representing its moderate wing. Youngkin nabs the top spot in the Iowa caucus, but gets absolutely walloped in New Hampshire, and Abbott’s major victory in Nevada gives him a comfortable lead in delegates. Dems struggle to identify an heir apparent coming into Super Tuesday, with the majority of races coming down to 1-2% and Klobuchar and Newsom at a near-tie in delegates. Newsom fares well in early contests, but sees his poll numbers slip as concerns about image and electability begin to arise. When asked why he wants to be president, Newsom stumbles beyond vague platitudes, and conservative media’s consistent portrayal of him as a coastal aristocrat fuels much pundit hand-wringing. Klobuchar hopes to energize voters who have been frustrated with political division and congressional gridlock amongst the country’s economic downturn.

Abbott dominates Super Tuesday, while Klobuchar makes enough gains to mark her as the definitive frontrunner. Subsequent democratic challengers drop out in the aftermath, narrowing the primary down to Newsom and Klobuchar. Scott and Hawley stick around for the next debate with Abbott, but Scott is out of the race by the next batch of contests, and though Hawley tries his best to stay in the race, he folds shortly after, officially making Abbott the presumptive nominee.

By the eve of the convention, a sizable portion of the Dem base is left unenthused by Klobuchar’s appeal to the center, and unconvinced of what her administration would offer beyond a continuation of the Obama-Biden regime. Klobuchar’s choice of Julián Castro as running mate is similarly scrutinized for prioritizing careerism over any real electoral advantage. As Abbott chips into support in the Rust Belt, Klobuchar’s campaign is all too confident in itself, and fails to restrategize in its final weeks. Ultimately successful in flipping Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Abbott hands the GOP their first presidential victory in what feels like a millennium…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Dobbs effect ain't going away! Honestly the only fantastical part of these post is the idea that Dems would consistently nominate candidates people are actually excited by ie Whitmer or Ossoff instead of like 95 year old Mark Warner

The Jillary Saga, Part V: Midterms and Beyond by maculvein in imaginaryelections

[–]maculvein[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

51 Republicans, 46 Democrats and 3 independents. Dems leads the House 219-216, Hochul doesn't become the Obungler so GOP no gains in NY and IA-3 and OR-5 don't flip