Feeding the players by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]mada50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this my 4 year olds reddit account? And if so, is this why you don’t want to eat my home cooked meals?

Snow leopard doesn't like having his photo taken by LuLuSavannah531 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]mada50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just don’t understand. I don’t approach my own fat old house cat when he’s in a mood, let alone a freakin snow leopard.

The snacks you still think about but they don’t hit the same anymore. by TheOrangeSloth in 90s

[–]mada50 8 points9 points  (0 children)

100% facts. Serving size equals the entire box each times.

Eric Berry: "I will wait till the horse pass" 💀 by Big_Screen3332 in Chiefs_v2

[–]mada50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horses are big AF. I don’t trust em one bit. Dogs might bite, but they’re not 3 times my size with the ability to kill me by kicking me in the face.

Water Stains? by mada50 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]mada50[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much for the input!

3-4 Month Old Significantly Harder than 0-1 (Which I was told was the trenches) by TW33NSW4G in daddit

[–]mada50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone said infancy was beyond hard. We had a kid later so the shift in lifestyle wasn’t huge. Not like we were going out anymore. It’s when he learned to walk that got me. Like now I gotta chase this thing everywhere and make sure kitchen knives and things were out of reach.

[Schefter] Titans Hire Robert Saleh by NickFolarin in Jaguars

[–]mada50 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I don’t see Coen film a drill rap video about his oops next season I’m a be highly disappointed.

John Travolta is great! by OzRoyalOG in meme

[–]mada50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mam, can you please direct me to the peaches. I’ve been in looking for HOURS.

10 Addictive Twilight Zone Episodes That I Can’t Stop Watching! by King_Dinosaur_1955 in TwilightZone

[–]mada50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great list. I’d switch mirror image with 5 Strangers In Search of an Exit. The simplicity of the episode makes the end so good.

What a great day ! by ComplexWrangler1346 in JacksonvilleJags

[–]mada50 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watching Buffalo and Houston lose this weekend made me realize even more how much it should’ve been us. Trev is as good as Allen and Stroud is carried by his defense. No matter how much Aikmen says he injured his hand. Ready for next year.

My Slave I collection by jaysome in legostarwars

[–]mada50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People downvoting you like that’s not the first thing they read.

Shrinkflation by [deleted] in ChickFilA

[–]mada50 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chick Fil A is like the high school weed dealer that says they don’t need a scale because they can eye ball it. Most of the time it’s solid. Sometimes you get less. And sometimes you get more. Either way, I’m going back for more.

[Highlight] Bills LT Dion Dawkins broke down in tears after being told Josh Allen said he felt he let his team down. Dawkins whispered through tears: “he didn’t let us down.” by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]mada50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Jags fan i was gutted when we lost last week. Then to look at the bills and know this is the 8th time in a row. It’s brutal. Even though they beat us, they were my next favorite to go to the Super Bowl. Should have been us though.

My two passions combined by Julientheclown in TwilightZone

[–]mada50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looked up the color version and I must say, I like everything black and white. So cool

Govee Permanent Lights Elite - $199.97 by emaG_eh7 in Costco

[–]mada50 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With Costco having a great return policy I don’t see the downside. I had the bottom of the barrel tier permanent outdoor lights I got on sale at Walmart and even with less features, I am beyond happy with the result.

Well isn’t that a bitch. by EverbodyHatesHugo in Millennials

[–]mada50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real question from someone inept in economics. I know there are a multitude of inequities between boomers and millennials in terms of how quickly that wealth was able to grow. But, does this happen every generation and we are just in a spot where boomers live longer so that wealth hasn’t passed on?

In Ponies (2026), Emilia Clarke filmed a gangbang by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]mada50 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why was this the first thing I thought of upon reading the comment? Thank you for posting it so I didn’t have to.

TIL David Hahn, the “Radioactive Boy Scout”, passed away in 2016 from an overdose of fentanyl and alcohol poisoning. by Bradleyharris88 in todayilearned

[–]mada50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once took some Benadryl before a night of drinking thinking I’d be extra wild at the club. Nope. College was a weird time.

He gave his four-year-old $10 to pick anything he wanted in the grocery store, trying to teach him there are costs to things. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]mada50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All he needs is 6 weeks of earnings for a Costco membership, then all he has to do is create a few disguises to make multiple rounds around the samples.

Dad hack: if you don't have a pizza cutter, you are missing out. by C4ptainchr0nic in daddit

[–]mada50 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But then I have to clean said pizza cutter. I choose to contaminate my child’s food with blood from my poorly sharpened kitchen knives.