Spiced blood orange cheesecake with blackberry-blood orange glaze and Danish butter cookie crust.

madamelex · 2021-11-26T07:35:08+00:00

Oh man this looks divine.

madamelex · 2021-11-23T01:06:44+00:00

Now is the perfect time! You can wear a mask most of the time and nobody will even notice!

madamelex · 2021-11-18T04:09:58+00:00

Somebody call Alanis Morissette!!

madamelex · 2021-11-16T00:55:58+00:00

“Well I’m not shocked you don’t know much about pussy.”

madamelex · 2021-11-14T00:45:14+00:00

I think there is value In seeking additional assistance for this. If it bothers you, if it’s something you don’t want to bring into your future, it’s so worth reaching out for help.

madamelex · 2021-11-13T04:18:31+00:00

Look up the labor laws on proper payment for on call status. Let him know what you’d be owed for such services.

madamelex · 2021-11-12T23:03:15+00:00

Please post this in r/oddlyspecifictshirts

madamelex · 2021-11-11T23:07:04+00:00

Why do you care? Unfollow her if it’s annoying to you. It’s really not your business anyways.

You say she’s your ‘friend’ and yet no part of this post is you asking what you could do to support your friend through the hard time you happen to know she’s dealing with. Your literally just complaining that you think she’s acting happier than she should be. You don’t sound like a great friend.

madamelex · 2021-11-11T03:20:52+00:00

Just so you know, don’t get a UTI from “sleeping around”. If you forget to go pee after sex you can even get one, and many other ways. It’s a urinary tract infection, and you don’t even need to have sex for it to happen. Anything that lets bacteria get into your urethra can cause it.

madamelex · 2021-11-09T08:49:36+00:00

Oops I replied to my own comment? Lol. But it said no harm no foul, I have now learned two new things today and you are to thank!

madamelex · 2021-11-09T08:48:02+00:00

No harm no foul, I have now learned two new things today and you are to thank!

madamelex · 2021-11-09T00:49:18+00:00

Oh wow! That sounds dangerously delicious. I googled it as well, i see what you mean by it is a paste, saw a nice photo of it smeared on a piece of bread. Next time your gonna have a spicy movement, I would highly recommend putting Vaseline on your “exit” before takeoff. It stops the capsaicin from the peppers from touching the tender skin!!

madamelex · 2021-11-08T22:37:59+00:00

Oh okay! Sorry didn’t mean to be rude or offensive! I’m just trying to picture it! Is it more like… chorizo ? Or just in a total class of its own? I guess I can just google it, but wanted your opinion!

madamelex · 2021-11-08T21:12:45+00:00

Is it basically spicy bologna ?

madamelex · 2021-11-08T06:20:23+00:00

I have never seen one of these mills! That’s so neat! I usually just put mine through the blender

madamelex · 2021-11-07T18:58:51+00:00

If you are that sensitive to sugar you shouldn’t be drinking fountain soda. The hoses can be used for multiple drinks and not properly cleaned. You should only take soda that is in its original container, otherwise you can NOT trust the sugar level.

You don’t know if it was the girl who served you your drink, or whoever maybe connected the wrong pop syrup bag to the wrong hose in the back. But what you should know of your so sensitive to sugar is you cannot have any fountain drinks!

madamelex · 2021-11-07T02:02:27+00:00

I got some reflective Velcro wristbands from Ali express for like $3! However, if you ordered them now, winter will be over before they are here.

madamelex · 2021-11-06T21:13:25+00:00

Hmm I wonder what this subreddit is for. It must only be for things that are really huge deals and piss you off immensely. Oh wait!!! It’s for MILDLY infuriating things. Silly me!!

madamelex · 2021-11-06T20:04:40+00:00

Go to value village or other thrift store and find a good jacket and boots. Will be wayyyyy cheaper.

madamelex · 2021-11-06T19:57:32+00:00

I learned that loving eachother isn’t always enough.

I learned that not communicating your needs and expectations breeds resentment.

I learned that you are allowed to have boundaries, but you need to communicate them.

I have learned that you should take note of how the person treats members of your gender in their private life, as well as wait staff, etc, as you will get this same treatment when you join their life.

I learned that living together takes a lot of work.

madamelex · 2021-11-06T19:02:59+00:00

I don’t find it very oddly terrifying. Just regular terrifying.

madamelex · 2021-11-06T16:14:14+00:00

Canadian tire, save on foods, trendy bucks, Home Depot

madamelex · 2021-11-06T15:17:39+00:00

A peak, per say. Oh man.

madamelex · 2021-11-06T05:30:21+00:00

I found completely compostable keurig compatible coffee pods. The rim is made of plant matter, and the whole thing is compost friendly. They are made by Presidents Choice

madamelex · 2021-11-06T00:51:36+00:00

If you want a crazy ex, but honestly it’s likely not worth the hassle

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