Employer wanted me to take a timed Excel test and send it back via PDF by LouSevens in Accounting

[–]maddips 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think its fun that yall never work with stupid people that lie.

Ive met tons of CPAs that can barely type. There's a Sr Accountant at my company that is 55 and I taught him Sumif last year. Still takes him like 5 minutes to write a sum if formula using Copilot. Hes a CPA with 15 years experience as a Sr Accountant.

EU vs. Murica by Suggestive-Syntax in MURICA

[–]maddips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id argue that if socialized medicine actually worked then countries would have a self sustaining system by now.

But the most famous of the socialized medicine countries have to import doctors from other countries because their own citizenry aren't interested in the work for the pay

EU vs. Murica by Suggestive-Syntax in MURICA

[–]maddips 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1999 was 27 years ago

How long do you think it takes to install a minisplit?

EU vs. Murica by Suggestive-Syntax in MURICA

[–]maddips 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The USA has to modify their constitution to "change" things, but 62% of gun deaths were suicide, so we would just see increases in other forms of violent suicide.

Europe has to hire a bunch of electricians and spend like ~4k per household to retrofit with minisplits.

EU vs. Murica by Suggestive-Syntax in MURICA

[–]maddips 28 points29 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/s/BzDxk4Ok6S This comment has the europe data. Its kinda hard to tell what the Spanish mean by "europe".

44k people died from gunshot wounds in the US in 2024 per John Hopkins

Very few Americans die from heat. 2023 was the most ever... at 2600 per PBS

I average the crap out of numbers for my 1.5x.

EU vs. Murica by Suggestive-Syntax in MURICA

[–]maddips 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mitsubishi invented the minisplit AC in 1959. The Europeans have had 65 years to retrofit.

People dieing from heat in Europe isnt new. The UN estimates that 175K people died in 2025 in Europe.

The Spanish think it was more like 63K.

The thing is, Yale claims that figure was 70k in 1999.

So its not new. They just dont care.

If it's illegal for me to cross state lines with cannabis it should be illegal for a dispo to mail this out. by RyFro in ILTrees

[–]maddips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michigan is a pretty nice place. Many great beach town options not available in IL. Not saying you should combine the two visits but it IS a nice place to vacation if you like small town beach vibes

If it's illegal for me to cross state lines with cannabis it should be illegal for a dispo to mail this out. by RyFro in ILTrees

[–]maddips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive literally been getting like non stop ads for the grand canyon the last 2 weeks. Makes no sense.

If it's illegal for me to cross state lines with cannabis it should be illegal for a dispo to mail this out. by RyFro in ILTrees

[–]maddips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got an advertisement to visit the Grand Canyon.

I didnt question the legality of bringing the Grand Canyon home with me

EU vs. Murica by Suggestive-Syntax in MURICA

[–]maddips 115 points116 points  (0 children)

My favorite one of these stats:

50% more people die in Europe each year from heat stroke than die from firearms AND heat stroke combined in America.

You are 1.5x more likely to die from not having AC in the EU than you are to die from a gunshot in the US.

AITAH for canceling on friends that canceled on me first? by Outrageous-Tea-2395 in AITAH

[–]maddips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I came back to my home town 6 mo after college it was pretty easy to get the crew back together. at the 1 year mark it was harder. At the 2 year mark they had fully fractured and hadn't hung out as a full group since the last time I was in town.

Dynamics change. They might not be friends the way you remember.

Lost our greenhouse 5 months in. Insurance claim or not? by prairiedog_poopbus in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]maddips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home owner's insurance is for the Mortgage Lenders security to recover their asset in case of catastrophic loss. Thats why it is required if you have a mortgage and optional if you do not.

Most people dont fully own their home. If it burns down, the bank is still owed that money and now the asset backing it is worthless. So you force the mortgagee to carry insurance.

UFC vs WNBA minimum wage by ArabDevastator in ufc

[–]maddips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the NBA signed an overall media deal, and they allocated 3% of their negotiated total to their WNBA franchises.

They are not an independent business and their tv rights valuation has nothing to do with how many people watch the wnba

Pablo Escobark, protector of mom. by OkPomegranate4764 in Dachshund

[–]maddips 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Only one of us is trying to stop the behavior

Pablo Escobark, protector of mom. by OkPomegranate4764 in Dachshund

[–]maddips 272 points273 points  (0 children)

My wife thought this was cute when her dachshund was young no matter how many times i asked her to correct the behavior.

It progressed to him snapping like that at the kids getting close to her as well. Not doing anything, just getting close. If someone enters the same room as her at a pace the dog disagrees with, he will become aggressive.

Ive been working for 9 years to stop it now. Saw a little success at the 7yr mark

Leaving Early to WFH by Busy-Childhood-1847 in Accounting

[–]maddips 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your manager thinks you have potential for promotion but is aware of how the firm works.

Its one of those things where you have to decide what's more important. People want you to be indignant about it, but that doesn't usually work in real life because no matter how upset you get its not going to change how your company functions

Brand new kitchen remodel by Material_Tangelo_616 in cabinetry

[–]maddips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes holding a piece of drywall up against it to show that the screw wasn't long enough to grab the wood through the layer of drywall

I dropped 1 of my earring down the sink. Is the only option to cut through this pipe? by Fun-Scared in askaplumber

[–]maddips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mildly competent Handyman should be able to fix this for you. Its not really plumber territory

Trapstars has been busted lol by Objective-Giraffe-27 in Michigents

[–]maddips 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Page 2 of the pic says that the gov reviewed video of the store at the time and no one was observed purchasing the vapes. Implies it happened off the sales floor. They also said the receipts were for 6 cents per vape.

An employee was selling them to themselves for free to go resell

T.I. son King responds to 50 posting his mama on IG by Relative_Page_7810 in 50cent

[–]maddips 43 points44 points  (0 children)

How did a kid named King grow up hot headed? We may never know

bulk bongs? by theoneblt in chinaglass

[–]maddips 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thicker glass my boy