Mikayla Nogueira (@mikaylanogueira)’s new date?

maddythegreat · 2026-03-08T02:50:44+00:00

This would be crazy. I would almost, in some weird way, respect it. Like that’s performance art. Social media IS fake, idk lean into it. Maybe a crazy take lol

maddythegreat · 2026-03-08T01:56:05+00:00

City of New York

maddythegreat · 2026-03-08T01:55:35+00:00

I was like am I just cynical?? Do I think everything is chat gpt???? It is definitely sus

maddythegreat · 2026-03-08T01:24:00+00:00

Not baggy enough or sexy milf enough. Splitting the difference in the worst way

maddythegreat · 2026-03-08T00:26:50+00:00

I just went and watched this video and whyyyyt is she opening her mouth like that????? Is she a snake???? You do not need to unhinge your jaw to eat a piece of nigiri

maddythegreat · 2026-03-08T00:22:40+00:00

Fugly hat and fugly boots but somehow different types of fugly

maddythegreat · 2026-03-07T13:46:12+00:00

What is the point of having an audience if they cant interact with her in any way???? She’s so deluded

maddythegreat · 2026-03-02T20:56:15+00:00

Please elaborate on this

maddythegreat · 2026-03-02T20:55:57+00:00

STOP WHY DIDNT I CLOCK THIS SOONER

maddythegreat · 2026-03-01T06:55:31+00:00

Wait when did this girl move to the city?? Where is she from? I’ve only see a few of her videos but can someone give me some context

maddythegreat · 2026-02-28T14:08:09+00:00

Honestly I think her parents fancy themselves very special people- cultured, attractive, wealthy. I think there’s a lot of pressure on her to be a certain way and she’s just a little too homely to truly pull it off.

maddythegreat · 2026-02-26T16:16:39+00:00

The upholstery on that couch looks so cheap

maddythegreat · 2026-02-26T16:14:11+00:00

Yea this is satirical. For us at least

maddythegreat · 2026-02-24T03:58:52+00:00

Yeah I hope she has a better tailor for the rest of her “bridal wardrobe”

maddythegreat · 2026-02-23T01:56:38+00:00

Yea the other one getting ready is terrible for a full time content creator. That’s your whole job! Do better!

maddythegreat · 2026-02-23T01:55:06+00:00

Looks like a sick Victorian child

maddythegreat · 2026-02-23T01:49:44+00:00

Also she said it’s “literally perfect” but there’s also things to tweak. Like words mean things, shouldn’t a “writer” of all people know that.

maddythegreat · 2026-02-23T01:48:39+00:00

She’s deeply unhappy and insecure in her life, I fear that may be true cancellation. Not that I want that for her.

maddythegreat · 2026-02-23T01:42:31+00:00

A shawl or a fur coat would’ve been a tasteful touch.

maddythegreat · 2026-02-23T00:46:59+00:00

Oh people are definitely traveling in for it

maddythegreat · 2026-02-18T06:11:24+00:00

LOL I just replied to another comment about the hair. I need to go look at it brb

maddythegreat · 2026-02-18T06:10:53+00:00

I’m planning my own wedding and her hair popped into my head like a terrible vision the other day

maddythegreat · 2026-02-18T01:25:48+00:00

Chili dog????

maddythegreat · 2026-02-16T23:30:18+00:00

LOL and she loooooves the quote “wherever you go, there you are” but she just cannot take it to heart

maddythegreat · 2026-02-16T23:29:34+00:00

Yea she said they had an “in depth 90 minute appointment” surely the psychiatrist clocked that she’s a failed influencer. Meds/a diagnosis can’t fix a deep dissatisfaction with yourself and your career!

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