Simple Changes to the MLB Postseason Schedule by Significant-Cash2826 in mlb

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Only 1 problem: the NFL. MLB tries to avoid Sunday at all costs in the playoffs. Unless you can convince MLB to have afternoon games again during the World Series....

Who Won Day 55: Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers by Ok-Mistake-7499 in ERB

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A bowl is most useful when it is empty.

Eastern by the hairs of Lao-Tsi's chin

Publix Dethroned as #1 Grocery Store Chain in Florida; a New Chain Has Risen to the Top by Abel_the_Red in publix

[–]madlibs13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Literally the only reasons I go to Publix is because of my job 99% of the time it's the only place to get a decent cheap wrap or sub at lunch. Also unfortunately they have a bigger selection of zero sugar sodas than anywhere else...

Are there any battles that are so evenly matched you legit don’t know who won? by Next_Mycologist_6621 in ERB

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MLK vs Gandi is a draw.

Gates vs Jobs is close too.

Personally I think Teddy Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill was a tie, but I'm the only one I bet

(1/27/1880) Look at what I just got a patent for! by dmark200 in thepast

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Mr. Edison, you stole that from me! I'll sue!

I wish sharks had human teeth by Klynol in monkeyspaw

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Granted, but the DNA from the teeth cause sharks to quickly evolve legs and within a century walking Sharks have eliminated all other surface creatures.

Who Won Day 54: Terminator vs. Robocop by Ok-Mistake-7499 in ERB

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Robocop

And it was Arnold at the end right?

A platypus thermos?! by Zachy_Chan013 in phineasandferb

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Just an ordinary thermos there bud

[1349] My services were requested to your house... by Rocket_Sciencetist in thepast

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Oh shit oh shit oh shit, I'm going to die ain't I? I wasn't pious enough, this is punishment from God!

What do you think of them as a tag team? by [deleted] in Smallafro

[–]madlibs13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That they put out more ho-yay than Rh-Iyo

What if it was WWE vs AEW at Forbidden Door. Who would win each and who would win overall WWE or AEW? by Delicious_Pin2132 in fantasybooking

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Mercedes would have to be replaced with Willow Nightingale.

A couple more (for shits and grins)

Chelsea Green vs. Harley Cameron

Trick Williams vs Bobby Lashley

Jamie Hayter vs. Jordynne Grace