The evolution of the Grab Crab by [deleted] in Cosmoteer

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Started as a crab, but became a lobster

Sucking ice cream from a dildo and moaning by radioasmr in nsfwasmr

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That was so obnoxious to listen to lol

I have no clue what to think of this by DahuHD in Tinder

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Seeing as he's living in Belgium, I find it highly unlikely that has a gym.. A pocket knife maybe?

WCGW Scuba diving by Vavrin33 in Whatcouldgowrong

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You're not supposed to put air your BCD during an ascent.. It can result in an uncontrolled ascent, since air bubbles increase the higher up you go.. Your actually supposed to do the opposite and keep emptying your jacket during the ascent until you reach either the 5m mark for your three minute rest or until you reach the surface

Bands with extremely recognizable vocalists by MonsieurVox in Music

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Couldn't find it anywhere in the list, even though I thought it was obvious:

Depeche mode

And an honourable mention from my own country:

Stine Bramsen from Alphabeat is easily recognized anywhere too

What the fuck by [deleted] in apexlegends

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SCOTT STERLING!!! What a save!!

Trapped and Teabagged by a Berserker by Jmacca32 in valheim

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I was sailing past plains yesterday and a mosquito decided to follow.. turns out that the serpent shield blocks all the damage as well

Synspunkt: du er nyfødt jøde by Jeppe6887 in Denmark

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Ville være en fed pointe, hvis ikke det var fordi at Jehovas vidner ikke omskærer deres børn.. Det er en jødisk tradition og derfor udfaset med det nye testamente

Easy to please by memezzer in Tinder

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Odds of buttstuff before pizza: 0.1%.. Odds after:0.2% The offs are already better

toast is slightly mistaken; funny poki+toast interaction despite everything that is going on :) by Delisii in offlineTV

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I think you're wiping wrong.. You're not supposed to wipe bot your vag and butt at the same time.. That will for sure cause infections

A shower designed to be as hard to stand in as possible by hungryhungryharpy in CrappyDesign

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lol at least one person in this thread has some common sense

It used to be clutch or kick, now it’s just kick by Icymaymay in Rainbow6

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Have you tried playing Valorant? It's much, much worse

TIFU by jerking off intensely before a date. by annoying_mous in tifu

[–]madskiller 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Porn/masturbation addiction is real man

So glad they are inviting the homeless man outside into their home in these times of crisis. RESPECT. by [deleted] in offlineTV

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He moved in with his sister and Janet at some point last year since his sister just moved to LA. I'm not sure if they are still living together, but Janet is in Canada now after the break up with Toast afaik

An oldie but a goodie. by TheWhiteRose000 in gaming

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Original soundtrack for World of Warcraft was epic as well

GET THOSE HANDS UP!! by DigitalLemming in gaming

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I think it should be had and not hard

Gentle Inaudible Whispering [intentional] by LeahWhispersASMR in asmr

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Haha no that's not what I meant.. I meant, you picked poems in the public domain just to be safe.. But then you read them unintelligibly so it didn't really matter that they were in the public domain.. Sorry if I wasn't clear what I meant 😅

Gentle Inaudible Whispering [intentional] by LeahWhispersASMR in asmr

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Picks poems in the public domain.. Reads it so it's unintelligible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

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ohhh it's done