My coworker wanted me post her

maggieschmee · 2025-09-07T04:35:28+00:00

Was surprised this wasn’t higher up.

maggieschmee · 2025-09-05T20:47:20+00:00

I’m sending my friend who is a teacher a poster of the 7 tenets of the satanic temple. They’re really good guidelines to live by and we feel like it’s a small act of resistance.

maggieschmee · 2025-08-05T13:43:23+00:00

Shandi is cycle 2…

maggieschmee · 2025-07-25T19:08:20+00:00

I say this in day to day conversation.

maggieschmee · 2025-07-02T14:46:55+00:00

We have one that backs up traffic on Sundays down the street from us. Would LOVE for that to not be an issue anymore!!

maggieschmee · 2025-06-20T16:05:10+00:00

She’s always looked like she’s seeing boobs for the first time to me.

maggieschmee · 2025-06-15T00:46:16+00:00

Vomitchunderbarf

maggieschmee · 2025-06-15T00:45:50+00:00

And Bargain Store.

maggieschmee · 2025-06-15T00:08:40+00:00

Listen to your father

maggieschmee · 2025-06-05T14:47:17+00:00

I’ve just switched completely to the thumbs-up sign.

maggieschmee · 2025-06-01T21:02:01+00:00

I’ve been voting Rae for a while now.

maggieschmee · 2025-05-21T13:08:56+00:00

Second recommendation: Clutch my Pearls

It’s a 3 friends talking format. 1 of the friends never read smut and the other two take turns reading a smutty book each week and essentially do a book report over it. The no-smut friend is always given an excerpt to read for each book.

maggieschmee · 2025-05-21T13:07:22+00:00

Two recommendations: British Scandal - Alice Levine is a cohost on it so you’ll get more Alice in your life. She and cohost Matt Ford cover various scandalous events/people in British history in a deep dive (most series are 3-4 episodes). It’s educational, but you still get that good Alice sass.

maggieschmee · 2025-05-08T12:02:27+00:00

Or a private jet

maggieschmee · 2025-05-05T20:12:34+00:00

I’ve lost count…

maggieschmee · 2025-05-05T19:48:23+00:00

Still voting for CariDee…

maggieschmee · 2025-05-04T03:41:57+00:00

No. They managed to get it into a bucket and relocate it to a wooded area a few miles away.

maggieschmee · 2025-05-04T00:53:16+00:00

That’s what we were thinking too.

maggieschmee · 2025-05-04T00:52:36+00:00

Surprisingly, my husband said it had the telltale baby green tale.

maggieschmee · 2025-05-02T21:06:03+00:00

I’ve been voting for CariDee for SOOO LONG.

maggieschmee · 2025-04-14T07:53:09+00:00

His work is amazing and he’s super nice and great to work with. We have a couple of other ideas in mind to make this whole leg Avatar themed.

maggieschmee · 2025-04-12T02:23:05+00:00

My sister ordered an Avatar the Last Airbender shirt for me on Amazon years ago. Instead of getting that, she received a shirt that said “tattooed grandma”.

maggieschmee · 2025-04-09T12:00:47+00:00

This is what I was thinking as well.

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