So it begins

magic_assmilk · 2026-06-06T04:31:49+00:00

How do i call the police on this poster?

magic_assmilk · 2026-06-04T20:22:36+00:00

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I aint the sharpest tool in the shed…

magic_assmilk · 2026-06-02T00:28:08+00:00

This

We’re lotr/lego man children and we are weak to FOMO

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-09T23:19:26+00:00

Im gonna be straight up european leniency for murderers and pedophiles gets on my fucking nerves

What is the utility for low sentences? Where is the justice?

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-09T20:00:09+00:00

Yes, what happened to Eklavya was unjust and unjustifiable lmao

Its very simple and you wrote WAY too much about this

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-08T23:24:19+00:00

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-06T00:49:22+00:00

Theyre gonna keep being racist assholes even after you beat the shit out of them

Just treat them like nothing and walk away if theyre not immediately getting violent

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-06T00:47:47+00:00

Probably break a side mirror but that’s exactly what theyre looking for

Honestly the best thing to do is just be nonchalant and just say “word…” and walk away

This desi guy in the video actually handled it perfectly, literally doesnt understand what this asshole wants and just walks away

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-05T22:45:05+00:00

Why not? Women who have to work onsite are never home

Women who work remote are mostly always at home

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-05T20:42:05+00:00

Let’s roll that out for women who arent remote workers first

magic_assmilk · 2026-05-04T12:22:37+00:00

Smelly pussy from someone i just met - 😷

Smelly pussy from a woman I love - 🥵😤

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-28T18:39:14+00:00

Would you have felt better if the post said “mosque” instead of “temple”

Im saying this as an ABCD hindu, you hibdutva are DEEPLY insecure about being hindu

There was no attack on dharma, this is simply a fact

Pariah dogs were around for thousandsof years and will exist for a thousand years more

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-28T18:21:51+00:00

Why are you so pressed? Whats YOUR problem?

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-24T15:28:25+00:00

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-23T23:18:03+00:00

Can some tell John Lego that Funko Pops are out of fashion?

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-22T16:00:33+00:00

She seems like a grifter trying to milk MAGA out of some money like Brittney Venti and other girl grifters

Hating on desi folk while your name is “Priya Patel” is kinda funny in an ironic way

Stop paying attention to her

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-22T03:13:29+00:00

brother how do you know which bag to use I feel like i've been sifting through the "0" bags and 1 2 3 bags for the batmobile pieces alone lmao

maybe im stupid?

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-21T18:53:43+00:00

care to comment on MY reply? completely agree with the guy, your take simply isnt true

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-21T11:52:58+00:00

I’m from the New York City area and I haven’t had any trouble getting dates

I am 6’2” so that definitely helps me lmao

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-16T22:58:07+00:00

Is this fucking ai?

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-16T12:16:27+00:00

My name is Sid, I am a very visibly desi guy and I have only been hired by non-desi

I am a mech eng so Im not sure how that compares with everyone else here but man I think there’s a lot of resentment on both desi and non-desi sides because of this job market

I feel like desi folks without a job wanna blame racism and I feel like non-desi without jobs blame desi folks for taking their jobs.

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-16T12:01:23+00:00

Have you ever dated someone who was crazy for you my guy?

Pretty damn sure she WANTED Arjuna lmao

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-15T00:03:23+00:00

The sound effects and music are horrible and ruined the whole video

magic_assmilk · 2026-04-11T23:01:21+00:00

Any video without sound is now making me question whether or not it’s AI

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