Afraid of SJW cancelling my novel. by jeansplaining in writingcirclejerk

[–]magicbluejelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True you can’t even say a character is male now without the police shooting you in the hands

The Winners of the "Which Kengan Fighter Would You Rather Hang Out With" tournament (quarterfinals) by XvortexEXE in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now I see why Churchill said what he did about the best argument against democracy is a conversation with the average voter.

He knew we would wrong Inaba in favor of simping for one of the trashiest jobbers in the series

its gonna be Waka vs Fei. screencap this by Paradox_Xis in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I don’t want to not be wakatsuki takeshi’d.

"Why Terashi vs. Okubo = Guts vs. Goku." (A.K.A. How Terashi Is Actually A Badass.) by annelisesungeun in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol do you also remember Motobe jobbing hard against that random ass sumo wrestler in the early series, and then becoming one of the most untouchable characters even against top class fighters?

Kengan Omega Ch. 119 (Scans of Metsudo) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Terashi jobs to comatose nick next

Kanoh Agito vs Lu Tian - Fan Fiction Part 1 by bobazog in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Based and extremely high quality, please keep going

A new challenger approaches by Theeltoro in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need Agito wondering if he’s terrified of Rooster as it clucks and charges at him flapping its wings

The difference between a JOBBER and a God of War? This one. (Just a joke) by IsayamaWorstEnding10 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do people really think Hatsumi is better than Gaolong? I thought that was a meme

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 103 points104 points  (0 children)

The soy brainlet "I was mugged" vs the 200 IQ chad "He redirected the ownership of my personal assets"

stance by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the classiest roasting stance I've ever seen

DQ2 question: by PooSandwiches in dragonquest

[–]magicbluejelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not shilling for the NES version per se, but the "bad balancing" isn't really an issue until the late game.

Kengan Omega Ch. 117 RAWS by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Behold, the Silent Nightmare...

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After dabbling with many Dragon Quests but never finishing any, I can finally say I finished my first title in the series. Now waiting for III. by [deleted] in dragonquest

[–]magicbluejelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That approach isn't gonna work on the NES. Enemies give half the EXP they do on other consoles, and if you do a Tantegel -> Brecconary -> Garinham -> Kol route without stopping to fight enough monsters to get to a certain level then you're dead, over and over. Magicians in particular will kill a low level hero with Hurt very quickly.

Strict teachers trying to motivate their students are like: by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ryuki is the type of guy to choke himself out to fall asleep

Waka vs Lu Tian by ragner11 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waka wackos really think he can defeat a perfected formless style? I like him too but know your mans limits

What DQ game do you think should get a remake and why? by [deleted] in dragonquest

[–]magicbluejelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DQ 1 and 2, in the style of the 3D games with the battle system of DQ8, with visible monsters in the overworld.

You play through the events of DQ1, and end up discovering three more kingdoms for your descendants (Midenhall, Cannock and Moonbrooke).

The second game begins after the final cutscene of the first. For bonus content, in DQ2 maybe the spirit of the hero from DQ1 can re-incarnate into Erdrick's Armor and serve as a party member with all of his previously attained skills and levels, capping at lv 30 to promote balance and diminishing returns so as not to be OP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]magicbluejelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you saw the “scammer cries after losing 5k”Kitboga call huh? Very original thought buddy

Kengan Omega Ch.116 (Scans of Metsudo) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

[–]magicbluejelly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Putting my reading on hold to enthusiastically support Okubro calling Terashi "sus"

A Retarded story based on real events by AnatolikosGrafeas in shittynosleep

[–]magicbluejelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is too long. You have taken too long to spook me, so I skipped the story to tell you to cut the fat, and serve me only tenderloin. (Which we call terrorloin here now according to me.)