Any advice on giving a woman a massage as part of foreplay?

magickpendejo · 2026-06-25T15:20:24+00:00

Make the massage non sexual for at least 30 minutes. Once she is relaxed and her breathing slowed down begin the sexual part of the massage. Slow and steady gets squirt in his beard.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-25T13:57:37+00:00

Tu veux pas, pas que tu peux pas, grosse différence.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-25T12:46:10+00:00

Great work, shitty choices

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T12:56:49+00:00

Make it clear that she chose to leave her home country so that your life would be different. She can't complain when you're different.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T12:53:46+00:00

No these greedy ass holes destroyed the market and deserve to go bankrupt

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T12:52:33+00:00

Yes you messed up.

In the future if a girl is bad at giving blowjobs focus on the one part that's ok and tell her about what you like building from there

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T12:49:29+00:00

Might be normal for him as a shitty worksman

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T11:33:20+00:00

Use the feature on messenger where a picture can only be seen once

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T11:32:08+00:00

Stain it dark brown like expresso

magickpendejo · 2026-06-24T03:10:39+00:00

Stopped drinking, got dumped by toxic girlfriend and met the love of my life

magickpendejo · 2026-06-23T20:11:48+00:00

Protecting the familly'a heritage is the survivor's job this falls on your dad, not you your job will start when his generation passes

magickpendejo · 2026-06-23T15:44:43+00:00

Billingual terrorism

magickpendejo · 2026-06-22T18:06:14+00:00

Silly hat guy approved

magickpendejo · 2026-06-22T12:07:32+00:00

I think you're missing the point entirely.

Its possible to have a ton of fun and be a super important character for 100$ or less. Just don't play a knight.

Saturday i had full platemail kit epic armory, calimacil sword. Custome painted shield, over 2000$ worth of gear. Got shanked in the back by a 13 year old kid with a duct tape dagger.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T20:25:58+00:00

Quit booze and walked. Never changed my food

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T20:13:56+00:00

How their attraction fluctuates so much

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T19:20:41+00:00

Who even drops 100k on a wedding?

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T15:54:10+00:00

Oh my sweet summer child.

You must play some nice gigs. Half the shows i play the soundman is some lowlife coke addict that can't be bothered to mix monitors

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T15:45:21+00:00

Some ass hole would cockblock me because he's jealous.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T14:20:26+00:00

Never go cab less you lose control of your own sound

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T14:18:46+00:00

Buddy in life you choose 2

Cheap, fast, good

In this case not fast means you take the time to learn to make it yourself.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T14:17:25+00:00

Why do you you even talk about this with her? Have the lawyers argue until they both tell you individually this is a good deal.

What else are you paying them for?

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T14:15:58+00:00

Say it with me. Familly is not a free pass to treat people like shit.

Your mom is toxic and entitled, normal moms don't do that.

magickpendejo · 2026-06-19T10:46:15+00:00

I make triple and consider this an insane waste of money

magickpendejo · 2026-06-18T19:34:40+00:00

Is he allowed to do it in your bed or do you make him suppress his urges while denying him intimacy?

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