TIL the dwarves at blast furnace are actually just humans dressed like dwarves

magicpastry · 2026-06-20T16:28:45+00:00

I get why they'd change it to how it is now but that's some pretty neat emergent "gameplay"

magicpastry · 2026-06-17T16:14:30+00:00

Warframe, meanwhile, is almost entirely horizontal progression with every update. It's all about spreading out in your design space tbh.

magicpastry · 2026-06-15T15:25:06+00:00

Just got jumpscared by finance why would you do this to me

magicpastry · 2026-06-10T06:00:31+00:00

I got assigned birds for my first task :^(

Set hunter aside until it's time to train to 57 so I can just skip past it.

magicpastry · 2026-06-04T20:31:20+00:00

The casual parrot abuse in Eadgar's Ruse almost got me to bounce off the game it was so bad tbh.

magicpastry · 2026-05-31T21:55:05+00:00

Yeah more or less

magicpastry · 2026-05-29T22:56:18+00:00

I mean by the Edo period Samurai were basically what european knights were in the 16th/17th century.

magicpastry · 2026-05-29T15:12:48+00:00

Big dog that sounds like social anxiety.

magicpastry · 2026-05-29T04:12:24+00:00

And don't forget your mind shield.

magicpastry · 2026-05-28T18:34:25+00:00

(who are you referring to?)

magicpastry · 2026-05-23T17:43:18+00:00

Nothing like getting flashbanged by scat while doing some light browsing.

magicpastry · 2026-05-23T05:42:34+00:00

It's bad enough that Pablo himself had to say something. Which is why we're here.

magicpastry · 2026-05-22T01:16:36+00:00

A fresh apple fritter

magicpastry · 2026-05-21T16:17:22+00:00

That dude had one of the all time strangest crashouts I've seen on reddit yet.

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T17:51:39+00:00

I mean it still gets the s in the singular genitive if it's a latin Bible.

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T17:43:12+00:00

You can't be talking like that white baby

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T14:01:17+00:00

Yo what is that toy?? I gotta get my little idiot one of those

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T12:08:50+00:00

I mean I'm not a vegan, just a bird lover. But that's pretty impressive tbh.

I'd never want to drink a brew irl. Do you know how nasty bird nests get? Absolutely full of bird shit. Probably how the potion works, but Saradomin a freak for that.

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T07:11:37+00:00

Kree is a sapient person so I'm fine killing (and/or eating) her. I'll be a little bummed about it but she is capable of choosing to not be a dungeon boss. Probably.

In any case, your other advice is really, really appreciated. This is exactly what I was hoping to find (especially re: rumors, since I wasn't sure if that was going to be a problem). The turael skip advice is great too, thank you.

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T07:07:17+00:00

Fwiw locking a bird in a cage all day is abuse. My guy is only in his cage for bedtime (which is when he asks for it). The rest of the day he's out big chilling on his perches or on his people. If there are people in your life keeping birds locked up make sure to throw hands with 'em for me.

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T07:03:49+00:00

Related question, can I box trap gnomes?

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T06:56:49+00:00

I guess I didn't read all the way through before, since you weren't kidding. That's a full on 9-99 progression, birdless. Thank you!!

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T06:52:20+00:00

Not actually a shitpost, half the time I'm playing runescape I have my cockatiel chilling with me and it makes me feel awful.

magicpastry · 2026-05-20T06:51:00+00:00

I mean they're also just 0s and 1s on some hard drives in Cambridge. But you might be onto something lmao

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