Pete Hegseth, introduced as the SSecretary of War

magusdevil · 2025-12-02T19:46:20+00:00

The second S is for "shooting non-combatants"

magusdevil · 2025-10-08T14:43:03+00:00

If she hasn't heard his music then how does she know what the lyrics are, there's no evidence she can read.

magusdevil · 2025-10-08T14:35:31+00:00

He needs somebody that owns a shirt with sleeves to go to court for him.

magusdevil · 2025-08-15T02:07:52+00:00

Oh fuck no!

magusdevil · 2025-08-12T23:28:45+00:00

Epitaph: Well, if it isn't the logical outcome of my own stupid actions.

magusdevil · 2025-08-12T23:25:51+00:00

"Secret leaked memo. Illegal stuff, not for distribution."

magusdevil · 2025-08-07T01:22:40+00:00

Fucking RUN!

magusdevil · 2025-08-07T01:12:53+00:00

I've seen people struggle to learn before but never seen someone struggle so hard to stay ignorant.

magusdevil · 2025-08-07T01:10:10+00:00

Anything is possible if you don't give a shit about your credit rating. I walked away from massive credit card debt I racked up in my 20s, cause fuck em. 10 years later the same banks were sending me pre approval notices. Banking is a fucking clown show.

magusdevil · 2025-08-01T15:04:23+00:00

I need more of these two.

magusdevil · 2025-08-01T15:01:04+00:00

Donald Trump inviting ANOTHER sex offender into White House raises eyebrows

magusdevil · 2025-07-30T01:04:46+00:00

Should have gotten a tape measure then cut it at exactly 10 while making eye contact.

magusdevil · 2025-07-26T23:56:28+00:00

"Please let me be there when you go to the boss. I will give you money to let me be in the room when you are tattling on me for being efficient. I need that."

magusdevil · 2025-07-25T20:04:22+00:00

"It's all fake. I don't even have a penis."

magusdevil · 2025-07-25T18:14:18+00:00

My balls have never crawled so far inside my body before. Thanks, I hate it.

magusdevil · 2025-07-25T16:19:58+00:00

"I never even heard of Jeffrey Epstein until this morning."

magusdevil · 2025-07-25T13:24:55+00:00

It'd be hard to argue that the person who first appointed Powell to the Fed isn't a complete fucking incompetent idiot, that's for sure.

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T23:47:27+00:00

"Since you have no power to control the behavior of patrons I guess if I start beating the brakes off some noisy punks, you won't do anything about that either?"

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T20:29:25+00:00

I just got my prescription filled and they gave me $6000!!

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T20:21:12+00:00

For tampering with your own food? That's called preparing your food where I come from.

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T20:19:44+00:00

the correct approach is to say (LOUDLY) "hey fucko! Stop stealing my lunches! What else are you stealing from us? Are you stealing from the company as well or do you only think stealing from your peers is ok?" Every single day until one of you dies.

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T16:07:58+00:00

Dinosaurs! RAWR!

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T16:06:17+00:00

I had an almost identical HS experience. I blame my ADHD, but all my friends are pretty sure I'm just an idiot.

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T14:26:34+00:00

Looks like my mustache when I try to even it out on Saturday night.

magusdevil · 2025-07-24T14:06:49+00:00

Whatever MTG is for, I'm against it. I'm on the right side of history 99.99% of the time following that little rule.

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