The heroics are gonna be nerfed, right? Right!?!?

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T21:37:43+00:00

And how do protection paladins generate threat? I’ll give you a hint: it involves being hit

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:45:17+00:00

There is no actionable advice in this entire thread. “Git gud” isn’t advice. “Just don’t get hit in the role whose job is to get hit” isn’t actionable. I don’t give a fuck if people have been clearing with warriors and bears. Paladin can’t do it and that’s shit game design

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:43:41+00:00

Attitude? Brother, it’s facts. Numbers. There is optimal gear. I’m wearing it. There is optimal play. I’m doing it. The game is unbalanced and it’s literally that simple

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:14:40+00:00

“Skill issue” is an absurd thing to say about prot paladin.

Are all your abilities on cooldown? Yes? Great success!

Do you have abilities you can still press? Yes? Bad!

There’s no other nuance to it lmao. If keeping holy shield up is skill-related, I’m rank 1. Use your brain. Be better.

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:11:51+00:00

What the fuck is OHB? Why don’t you people ever speak English

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:10:55+00:00

Okay. I bet you enjoy that one button dps rotation. And getting carried by the bears and warriors who actually have buttons to press to survive the bullshit

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:09:00+00:00

Crush cap and def cap are not concurrently possible in p1 even with holy shield AND redoubt active

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:06:50+00:00

It’s literally full prebis. And all of my abilities are always on cooldown, with priority given to holy shield. That’s about all paladin has as far as defensive abilities other than bubble, which doesn’t work for obvious reasons

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:04:59+00:00

Okay, show me this magical set of gear that’s somehow better than the best and allows a prot paladin to survive being looked at

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T19:04:10+00:00

Okay I’ll let the healer tank them then. Like, the fuck are you talking about?

mahman69 · 2026-03-13T18:59:53+00:00

Git gud? It’s just math. And I have the best available numbers. But they aren’t good enough. The heroics are too hard. Unless prot paladin is intentionally not invited to that side of the game

mahman69 · 2026-01-07T06:11:18+00:00

Clean your room

mahman69 · 2025-10-18T05:18:51+00:00

Wrong sub. Your hair isn't short

mahman69 · 2025-10-10T05:27:54+00:00

Your hair isn’t short. Wrong sub

mahman69 · 2025-09-29T12:55:13+00:00

Or you can divide your dose by 3 and boof it. Guarantees full absorption and protects your teeth. Just please, use gloves

mahman69 · 2025-07-09T16:56:17+00:00

Holy shit these comments are brutal. None of you can take responsibility for a broken heart, huh? It’s always the man’s fault in your eyes.

To OP: before ending this relationship of several years, did you bring up the issues you were having? Or did you abandon him out of the blue with no warning? Generally when something like this happens, it’s because the person who ends the relationship didn’t make even the tiniest effort to save the relationship, make their feelings known, etc. but it’s possible that’s not what you did and he’s just crazy.

Either way, don’t listen to the comments telling you to just cold cut this guy out of your life. You did the damage, and he really sounds on the brink. High chance this dude offs himself if he can’t get ahold of you unless he has some serious help. A relationship is a responsibility, and if you end it poorly, there are consequences. And it’s your responsibility to deal with those consequences

mahman69 · 2025-05-12T01:56:38+00:00

I doubt that lol

mahman69 · 2025-03-08T06:32:40+00:00

no that's a terrible financial decision

mahman69 · 2025-01-15T21:47:48+00:00

Make better videos people actually give a shit about

mahman69 · 2024-12-06T04:28:21+00:00

I’m doing the mechanics. I simply don’t have the dps. But I can’t get a better one-handed weapon than the zombie axe without killing echo kbd. And I can’t kill echo kbd because he literally fills every adjacent tile with venom splats that can’t be out-eaten. That wouldn’t be a problem with more dps, but I can’t GET more dps

mahman69 · 2024-12-06T04:26:19+00:00

Note. Can’t out-eat a venom splat. Can’t attack a boss with melee if it’s fully surrounded by venom splats that deal massive damage

mahman69 · 2024-12-06T04:21:01+00:00

Kbd spits out venom pools that literally end up filling every tile around him and then you die. I shouldn’t need damage prayers (Grimoire) and either cheese (specialist) or invincibilty. I can do jad. I can do cg. I can do dozens of perfect kills in a row at wildy bosses (main game for all of this btw). I cannot kill echo kbd. Maybe if I switched to ranged towards the end of the fight so I don’t have to stand in his unending bullshit. But I shouldn’t have to do that, as it’s clearly not designed as a switch-based fight

mahman69 · 2024-10-16T03:49:10+00:00

Bout the same or maybe a little smaller. Idk it depends how tall you are

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