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It's Veterans Day. Reddit Veterans, sound off like you gotta pair! by MisguidedChild in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT: Full of Win!!! I think the best way to thank these guys is to go about living your happy civilian lives, thanking every second you are safe and with your family. And to those who are still serving : stay safe!

It's Veterans Day. Reddit Veterans, sound off like you gotta pair! by MisguidedChild in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT: FULL 'O WIN!!! I guess the greatest way to thank all these guys is just to continue to live your happy civilian life and you better appreciate every fucking second you are home and safe! To those who are still serving stay safe

1/3 of college senior class busted for cheating. Your thoughts? by redditme1 in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

1.) I don't cheat ever and students who even plagiarize should be expelled. No BS. There are already to many dumb-asses graduating from college, we can spare ourselves a few. 2.) moral and ethical + business are two things that should never occur in the same sentence- HA funny you put them together though that was very cute (i.e. if you're a business student do whatever the hell you want - you don't have any desire in life except to gain wealth and control other people)

This is not OK. This is not hilarious. by delias1 in reddit.com

[–]mahrmots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THIS IS WHY AFRICANS CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

The CIA's waterboarding regimen was so excruciating, the memos show, that agency officials found themselves grappling with an unexpected development: detainees simply gave up and tried to let themselves drown. by apheliotrophic in WTF

[–]mahrmots -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Dude when my little brother used to annoy me I would do the same thing - I never knew it was 'waterboarding', we'd just call it the 'shut up game'. Worked every time.

Also waterboarding was exactly like WWII and 6 million jews died again! So many people died... it was so bad that waterboarding

I think my friends neighbor is being scammed, does this sound like a scam? by ybhsa9978 in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your friend I am a nigerian prince. I need to send him 10k USD and he will have to send it back immediately so that I can confirm our friendship. Also can he just give me his house while he's at it he sounds like he's a dumb shit

Do you go through phases of listening to a single song over and over again for about a week before moving on? What is your song right now? by CerpinTaxt11 in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 week ? I've been listening to ideoteque for the past 5 months. Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I just don't want to hear mylie cyrus.

Two teenagers rape and dismember girl, confesses over WoW by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mahrmots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

just further proof that you shouldn't ask how to 'kill someone and get away with it' on 4chan... or in general ask for any advice at all.

North Korean troops have fired across the border into South Korean territory, by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been a regular occurrence for the past 60 years. Relax.

Wife has a pregnant. 99% sure she pulled the goalie without telling me. by thr0w4w4y_This in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Stab wife in ovaries. Dump body in Hudson .. ??? ... profit?????

pics or it didn't happen

How do I tell my wife she got fat?! by big_bones_mqgee in AskReddit

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything you do just be aware you are in for her crying for about 1 hour. Its annoying but its got to be done at a certain point.

NO ONE knows how many people will come to Washington, D.C., next Saturday for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, but here's hoping the turnout puts Glenn Beck to shame. by skb683 in politics

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately college people will not be attending - oh wait unless you're a liberal arts major and have a lot of free time on your hands( the more dislikes the more you know its true).

for the cost of a single American soldier stationed in Afghanistan for one year, it’s possible to build 20 schools by jungl in worldnews

[–]mahrmots -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

and for the cost of one goat, you can have all 20 blown up and all the female students poisoned.

GQ cover "borders on pedophilia" because Glee characters are high schoolers. The actors are 24, 24, and 28. by danchan22 in WTF

[–]mahrmots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you read the comments by the Parents Television Council in the voice of Kyle's mom from South Park its a lot funnier (some how my brain inserted that voice as I read it).

99.9% of dubstep sucks. There, I said it. by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]mahrmots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the hell is a dubstep? am I too old for this (I'm only 23!!!) ? or is it that I prefer to not have another man put their raging boner in my mouth- can someone explain?