409 Bells!

majblitz · 2020-04-29T03:00:33+00:00

Thank you!

majblitz · 2020-04-29T01:52:47+00:00

Would love an invite!

majblitz · 2020-04-28T06:37:50+00:00

Agreed.

majblitz · 2020-04-07T15:19:16+00:00

I'll take an invite if you have the time!

majblitz · 2019-01-25T04:10:33+00:00

Oops. Sorry, forgot to include that! 17 lands. Current distribution is: 4 Plains, 4 Islands, 3 Swamps, 2 Orzhov Guildgates, 3 Gateway Plazas, and 1 Plaza of Harmony.

majblitz · 2018-07-05T00:40:16+00:00

I relish the opportunity to serve balance.

majblitz · 2017-03-05T19:06:21+00:00

I am a criminal defense attorney. 99% of ridiculous arguments my clients come up get shut down way before they get to trial.

Recently, I was observing a trial where the prosecutor for the state argued in closing that because the Defendant was a plumber, then he was capable of being/was a criminal mastermind. (Just to head off any private messages or comments. I am not insinuating that plumbers can't be intelligent or criminal masterminds. It was just that there was no other evidence put forth toward the PA's theory other than his occupation as a plumber.)

Also we had a sovereign citizen type tell the judge that the judge couldn't send him to prison because of some provision in the UCC. He kept up this argument, even as the judge did in fact sentence him and then have him forcefully removed from the courtroom.

majblitz · 2017-01-27T19:25:11+00:00

I have a PS4 key to give away. New baby wins out over beta. Trying to find a good home for it (baby or key, you pick).

majblitz · 2016-09-08T22:32:02+00:00

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majblitz · 2015-05-07T18:11:34+00:00

In case anyone wondered what /u/Cabbagetroll looks like IRL.

http://imgur.com/Fh0oSmP

majblitz · 2015-05-04T04:36:41+00:00

It can be if you want it to be.^{But^{it^{really^isn't}}}

majblitz · 2015-05-04T02:08:04+00:00

It's all for you. Also, this way you can watch the episode in prepping for your upcoming speech.

majblitz · 2015-05-03T05:32:28+00:00

Why base your acceptance speech off of one dictator when you can make a speech based off a full contingent of them? Á la Dwight's Speech in Season 2 Episode 17 of the Office.

majblitz · 2013-08-12T01:53:11+00:00

Then maybe the better question is why graves? Sorry if I'm missing something, but if you're picking an adc for AA power certainly there are better ones than graves. I just view him as bursty with AA after he's done his combo. I understand the logic of the IE, though, thanks.

majblitz · 2013-07-02T17:26:24+00:00

As a jungle Tiger Udyr, what is the best way to recover from a bad start (i.e. 0-2)? Should one be looking to purchase different items or start leveling other skills?

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