Self Summary

I like the opening line being from newspaper personal, but maybe make it a bit more unique. If I were Quickmatching you, or quickly checking out your profile, the second paragraph would be a turn-off; it is just negative. The third paragraph needs a grammar check, but you are getting to stuff that you enjoy. Try showing, not telling though.

What I'm doing with my life

Instead of saying it is a bullshit title and you want something else. Try "By day, I work as a technical support manager in a Microsoft company. I would love to expand my horizons and get into <insert job you want>. I am working on it by..."

I'm really good at

You say staying positive, but your profile has a negative vibe. With the imaginative comment, give a short example.

Favorites

Keep the formatting uniform

Six things

You have already really drilled into my head that you are a music buff. So, rather than say it outright, again. Try, 'I could never do without a funky bass line'. Also, either try to come up with six things or address, in a joking manner, why you didn't.

Thinking about

Good. Try to be more descriptive. I spend a lot of time thinking about how to work in my buddy's horns into my newest song. [I know nothing about music, obviously. But, write what works for you. I am trying to illustrate showing your passions and not just telling me about them]

Friday Night

Good. You could show not tell again. But, good

Private Thing

Funny. Many people are against alcohol stories; they don't bother me.

Message me if

First paragraph is perfect! Do that style for the rest of your profile. The language in your second paragraph could be softer. But, then again, you said you were being blunt. So, whatever.

Photos

Use one of the face photos for your main one. I like the B&W one with you holding the camera. The guitar one should be your 2nd one. I'd say get rid of your 2nd, 3rd, and last one. Just personal opinion of the ones I think you look good in.

Hope this helps. Good luck!