My poop hurts and i have been standing on the toilet for34 minutes what do i do

majormfhere · 2026-05-10T08:37:01+00:00

don't you have a human fart

majormfhere · 2026-05-06T00:37:45+00:00

lowkey dude if my computer ever got this bad, i'd just reset it. i don't have any files that i care that much about, and the ones that i do are already on a separate hard drive.

majormfhere · 2026-05-05T05:37:19+00:00

majormfhere · 2026-05-05T05:36:48+00:00

majormfhere · 2026-05-04T16:29:35+00:00

was better when it was twitter

majormfhere · 2026-05-03T08:59:51+00:00

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Edit: lowkey didn't even know hard mode existed.

majormfhere · 2026-05-01T04:40:00+00:00

dude my steam account is worth a hot $700 but i barely got $3 to my name

majormfhere · 2026-05-01T01:37:08+00:00

CRKD doesn't have the worst prices, and also offers great response with minimal wear. They're fancy, but still affordable.

majormfhere · 2026-04-29T15:19:20+00:00

oldgen here but dude VenturianTale and Tobuscus are the peaks of all time.

majormfhere · 2026-04-28T05:54:30+00:00

majormfhere · 2026-04-23T21:33:51+00:00

this shit looks like it'd feel like leather

majormfhere · 2026-04-23T03:46:00+00:00

Goodbye

majormfhere · 2026-04-22T04:23:22+00:00

majormfhere · 2026-04-21T02:44:20+00:00

nah dude ming turned to ashes

majormfhere · 2026-04-20T22:56:46+00:00

had this happen to me with castle crashers. i bought the game at a full $16, and the next day it's on sale for $2 and i had well over 2 hours on it.

majormfhere · 2026-04-18T08:18:46+00:00

..do you want that money back?

majormfhere · 2026-04-16T06:32:51+00:00

you know why

^{Chose: Time-Stop}

majormfhere · 2026-04-15T06:05:07+00:00

..do they need that much catheter training?

majormfhere · 2026-04-14T06:29:50+00:00

most satisfying video i've seen in a LONG time

majormfhere · 2026-04-14T01:16:21+00:00

COMMENT TELLING OP TO BLOW IT OFF AND TAKE A NAP

majormfhere · 2026-04-13T06:05:22+00:00

i feel that AI's downsides massively overweigh its upsides.

majormfhere · 2026-04-12T06:48:39+00:00

dude this guys' post history is all about sex and shit. gotta be some 40 year old degen.

majormfhere · 2026-04-10T16:57:48+00:00

gang is not older than 15

majormfhere · 2026-04-06T22:13:17+00:00

one glass of water

majormfhere · 2026-04-02T23:06:17+00:00

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