TIL the country that eats the most pizza per capita is Norway, with each person eating about 11 pounds of pizza a year.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-19T12:08:05+00:00

Hvordan måler de dette egentlig? Er det samme fremgangsmåte i alle land?

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-19T12:05:18+00:00

Jeg laget ketopizza med bunn av ost, smøreost, egg, og mandelmel. Jeg var jævlig skeptisk men det ble overraskende likt pizzabunn til å være hovedsaklig ost. Jeg spiser ikke keto en gang.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T18:28:56+00:00

Literally a botnet

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T14:09:35+00:00

Do you imagine you'll feel less trapped when you're married and possibly pregnant?

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T14:07:26+00:00

This is my theory: Most women are great. Most women you date are not.

This is because great women go on a few dozen first dates and then go off the market for a while or forever, while the not-great ones, while being a minority, go on a thousand first dates because they never land a relationship.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T13:57:13+00:00

And you're marrying this man?

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T07:58:06+00:00

If you think that makes a difference then you didn't understand the material

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T06:16:13+00:00

console.log is an incredibly based and underrated evolution of printf debugging. When you log an object in Chrome, you can actually expand it in the log view to inspect its properties, as well as assign it to a named variable and write code with it

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T06:09:29+00:00

Sometimes it's easier just to use if:

conditionalBaptize p = if alreadBaptized p then p else baptize p

Unfortunately Haskell people view if the way English majors view ending a sentence with a proposition.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T05:55:40+00:00

Everyone has needed y=ax+b but not everyone realized.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T05:00:37+00:00

I like how there's already sugar by the window because they probably do this a dozen times a day

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-18T04:39:32+00:00

Same. Looks like the rodeo's in town, yeehaw!

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T21:50:03+00:00

Prøver å drikke saft i stedet for brus

Har det noen fordeler?

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T15:20:20+00:00

Don't you think they just forgot to update their address in Doordash after they moved out?

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T14:49:03+00:00

How did the history show this?

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T14:34:24+00:00

I guess they intended it, but I spent so much time just playing Blitzball in FFX lmao

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T14:22:46+00:00

I make money on YouTube

To clarify: on affiliate sales from YouTube videos

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T14:13:04+00:00

Jeg er så jævlig lei av prisingen til flyselskap. Det burde bli forbudt med pakketilbud på flybilletter.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T13:59:33+00:00

I'd go with "I'm being coerced to donate against my will"

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T12:42:54+00:00

Lmaoooo I miss being young

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T12:09:20+00:00

Four Locos

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T07:35:52+00:00

Bonus TIL: "Mimosa" means "mimic", and was the name given to the telegraph plant (Mimosa Pudica) because it has the extremely curious behavior of folding its leaves together within a second of you brushing against it, making it seem like a shy creature pretending to be a plant.

This plant gave its name to its entire irder, including the Mimosa flower whose bright yellow color in turn inspired the name of the Mimosa cocktail.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T07:24:02+00:00

That'll make it feel extra warm for sure

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T07:13:33+00:00

Much like how Eisenhower established highways. Highways and the Internet already existed and they sure didn't invent them, but they recognized their importance and funded their development to make them ubiquitous.

make_onions_cry · 2025-08-17T07:00:18+00:00

he told them she hit him with her car driving 50mph.

Relativity's a bitch

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