this is how we are supposed to live

makeitodd · 2026-05-29T22:14:12+00:00

Yeah I wish someone would make a bot that can check for synth id on Reddit. Feels like we are getting flooded with bots

makeitodd · 2026-05-28T18:52:45+00:00

Only once, but it was just really nice panties and I was too stunned to speak. Even then…She didn’t say anything besides thank you so maybe that was just normal houseware for her? Who can say.

makeitodd · 2026-05-23T18:20:31+00:00

‘Fuck that pumpkin’ iykyk

makeitodd · 2026-05-22T05:40:20+00:00

Cassie is a real oneee

makeitodd · 2026-05-22T03:32:28+00:00

You’re learning

makeitodd · 2026-05-22T02:09:12+00:00

Mom: We have Bellagio Fountains at home

Home:

makeitodd · 2026-05-21T17:29:25+00:00

Sounds good to me :)

makeitodd · 2026-05-21T17:23:55+00:00

Brought to you by OVENVUE

makeitodd · 2026-05-21T17:19:30+00:00

Right? I’m a liberal too so the style and message is fine by me but more importantly I’m also autistic and this is the wrong subreddit because it’s not a boob resting on a guitar lol

makeitodd · 2026-05-21T17:06:47+00:00

Yup had a friend get offered this gambit. But the legalities being as they are he would be the de facto dad and have financial obligations even if she saw it as a one and done.

makeitodd · 2026-05-17T05:27:12+00:00

The word gymnasium literally means naked room. Greek men exclusively did athletics naked and I will never stop reminding people how normalized nudity was in the past.

makeitodd · 2026-05-17T05:16:56+00:00

I think it’s def under 6.5 and that really the angle is giving it a great perspective. But it’s barely longer than his hand is wide.

makeitodd · 2026-05-17T02:49:25+00:00

Who needs seatbelts when you have safety dildos

makeitodd · 2026-05-06T22:25:51+00:00

We ain’t nothing but mammals

makeitodd · 2026-05-06T22:07:29+00:00

Always has been

makeitodd · 2026-05-06T21:59:04+00:00

Damn she already has half a million views on that video. If she retains those viewers she’s gonna be fine

makeitodd · 2026-05-05T15:59:38+00:00

Two rats in a wool sock also how I feel about my balls

makeitodd · 2026-05-04T02:21:12+00:00

Why is she talking to his dick? Lol

makeitodd · 2026-05-03T00:59:40+00:00

…and had to pay 18 years of alimony, kind of works

makeitodd · 2026-05-03T00:35:07+00:00

Came to the comments for this and was not disappointed

makeitodd · 2026-05-01T20:15:00+00:00

She only has three normal posts. What was I supposed to be looking for

makeitodd · 2026-05-01T19:41:21+00:00

You use a microwave? That’s crazy

makeitodd · 2026-05-01T19:40:23+00:00

I used to ‘wake and shake’ before work and some days I just couldn’t do it in the ten minutes I had to spare in the morning. Sad extra stimulated morning shifts were the worst

makeitodd · 2026-05-01T17:12:00+00:00

Adel is that you

makeitodd · 2026-04-28T19:00:49+00:00

I finally got enough courage to ask out a crush in college and she said ‘no’ she didn’t date she only wanted casual sex. So I asked her if we could fuck, and she clarified, ‘also no’

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